Shenandoah

by John Galt
October 10, 2007

I realize that I’ve been away on business this week and thankfully, tomorrow is my last day of travel. However, I have a LOT to say and will try to sputter, spit and not swear but spew it all out as soon as I can. This recent “debate” with the roving RNC circus is no better than the DNC circus and why? As the little old ladies loved to say:

“Where’s the Beef?”

So here are the 9 reasons we will not have a Republican in the White House unless a miracle occurs between now and the convention.

1. Rudy Gulliani - A pro-abortion rights, anti-gun, and fuzzy illegal alien lover running in the deep South? Uh, he might carry two cities, but he wont’ carry any states. He’s too liberal, too northern and too untrustworthy (don’t ask me, ask his ex-wives) to ever win the office. He’s praying that a city gets nuked, that’s his only chance to become President.

2. Mitt Romeny - Ugh. Another Northeastern Liberal attempting to “act” conservative. Gang, this guy promoted and crowed his quasi-socialized medicine insurance program for his home state. Add in the fact that he said he would consult his “lawyer” about attacking Iran instead of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and that just illustrates a total lack of leadership. Sorry Mr. Glenn Beck, this joker sucks. And last time I checked, the deep South did not vote for the DNC version of Flip-Flops from Massachusetts, so I doubt seriously the RNC version will ever play much better.

3. Fred Thompson - Aka. “Mr. NoDoz” (pass me some more). The fact he seems disinterested or without any passion is one thing. The fact he voted against the impeachment of Bubba is another. Then add in he never met a lobbyist he didn’t like nor a spending bill for that matter and this actor will return triumphantly to prime time television sooner rather than later. Maybe he can reprise his role as a Senator on a new TV series.

4. Mike Huckabee - I heard his interview on Glenn Beck and besides his indecisiveness on many issues along with the “I’d have to think about it” or “I’m not sure I have an opinion” on this or that, and we have another promising Governor who just doesn’t get it. While his “values” are great, his projection of uncertainty is not what is needed at a time when we could get nuked by terrorists or our trading “allies” at any moment.

5. Ron Paul - A great guy. Intelligent. Smart as a whip on the economy and the original intent of the Founding Fathers. Dumb as a rock on foreign policy. His pronouncements show a short-sightedness which has always cost Libertarian candidates and illustrated why America is getting closer to the majority becoming an isolationist walled in nation of frustration. And civil war. Ron, if I could clone your other opinions with those of Ronald Reagan, we would have a prayer of a chance. But the lack of candor in facing the Islamofacist threat make you too risky to vote for this time around.

6. John McCain -

That’s right he’s the Mexichurian candidate. The most annoying voice on television, like those nasty little dogs which whimper, whine and make that hideous bark which pisses off 99.9% of all dog owners and make some pray that a real dog eats it for dinner (like a German Shepard). His stances on violating the Constitution with campaign finance reform to the absurdity of his love of illegals makes him dangerous, untenable and someone that needs to have the “if found please call 555-1212 to return to Senility Home” note pinned to his shirt as he’s dropped off at the dog track every afternoon.

7. Tom Tancredo - One issue won’t win any elections, even though his one issue is of critical importance. Too bad he just has to overcome the financial power of the S&P 500, the Forbes 500 wealthiest and every liberal in the United States and world to win.

8. Duncan Hunter - Sniff out his past a bit. His stances are great. His reality another. His family, though, has lots of comfortable jobs. Employed on the government dole he rails against. I wonder if his grandkids can birth another dozen “consultants” into the D.C. realm.

9. Sam Brownback - You know the last guy drafted during the NFL Draft each year?
Meet the RNC verison of “Mr. Irrelevant”…..

There you have it. 9 disasters. No winners. All trouble. The DNC version is 1000 times worse and once again, America has the “lesser of two evils” election in front of it. I was really hoping a leader would emerge. Any leader. A Reagan, Ike, anyone, to save us.

When she raises her right hand in 2009, remember this little rant.

America, again, could have done better. Once again, we are screwing the people, the world and worse, the U.S. Constitution.

Ugh.