Shenandoah

by John Galt

March 7, 2010

Yes, tonight is the night when the stars align and the nominees all shake with utter anticipation as I award “The Otter” to those deserving souls for their acting and production ability, not to mention some spiffy special effects. The award, as shot and stuffed this morning:

took a lot more work than you think as the elderly gentleman in Venice I paid thirty bucks to round up this rascal thought I said to rabidly attack and conquer the furry bastard but instead of trapping or shooting him as instructed,  thus my 96 year old friend in Venice, Florida made the news by hitting on the wrong beaver and angering it greatly:

The public thanks you for not showing where that beaver put her overbite.

Thus tonight I shall try to match the glamor, the glitz, the stunning achievements of overpaid cocaine laden liberals in Hollywood by highlighting the awards that really matter, the Otters, which impact our lives every day and night because of the actions or inaction of the actors involved. And without further ado…..

Best Supporting Actress:

1. Sheila Bair, Chairwoman of the FDIC: Still remembered for her comments on acting on shutting down poorly capitalized banks after that award winning performance in 2008 where she stated that ye old Washington Mutual was “adequately capitalized” her performance in “Something about Fannie” really took the cake in 2009 as she demanded the member banks paid their dues for the insurance forward so there would be no more WaMus performances and only really Citi ones.

2. Hillary Rodham Clinton: Her head above shoulders performance in the Middle East theater in the action packed thriller “Peace in our Time” was somewhat lackluster but sill earns her accolades and another nomination. Plus she threatened to kick the judge’s asses if she wasn’t invited to the All Amazonia Awards Banquet and Tequila Party after the show.

3. Michelle Obama: It is rare that the academy nominates an exercise video but for those forearms in the movie “Flex” she wins the P.E. video of the year hand down and may just well steal the prize. Especially if the Secret Service points enough 9mm weapons at the judges.

4. The View: That’s right all of the ladies may just win for their version of the documentary version of the Puppy Bowl as they exercise their barking every day. Those are some awesomely unedumucated diatribes by dem dere female dogs.

Best Supporting Actor:

1. Harry Reid: The Senator who has said it all, done it all and acted like he had a clue. Do I really need to elaborate on his body of work in 2009?

2. Senator Ted Kennedy: He may not accept the award but since his passing into the great Chappaquiddick into the sky, the performances he put on and on his behalf are always worthy of nomination. Not to mention the Mafia told me to put his name up there.

3.  Tubro Timmy Geithner: Yes America, even in this day and age of political correctness, the Academy has seen fit to nominate the leading candidate for Child Actor and Best Supporting Actor because we do not discriminate against dwarfism. This guy did everything he could to support Ben Bernanke’s jock in the role as “Strap” in the movie “It’s a Wonderful Lie”  produced and finally released at the end of 2009, and the performance according to Ben was tremendous.

4. Joe “Love them Dunkin Donut Indians” Biden: Despite his attempt to steal two awards tonight and win “Best Comedy” by sneaking it out of the Democratic Party’s hands with their support for Al Franken as an actual Senator (Who’da thunk it?) Joe is the odds on favorite for his reprise as Foster Brooks at the Beer Summit after drinking an astonishing six O’Doules and then following up with a performance at the movie known as the “Party Crashers” where everyone actually came in off the streets to greet the Prime Minister of India! Even Joe who’s astonishing performance where he told the Prime Minister “What the BLEEP do you mean you’re out of BLEEPing  creme filled” almost for certain guaranteed he would win this award tonight.

Best Actor:

1. Nancy “Don’t Call me Boy” Pelosi: In a first for the academy a gender neutral nomination makes into both categories as the question is being asked; will it, won’t it, will she, won’t he? You see there is great fear and trepidation in which movie she might when her award for:

“The Crying Game”

or

“Fried Green Tomatoes”

It is going to be a tough call on the Academy tonight as she has the ability to make the judge’s home states miserable if they vote against her/him.

2. Hillary Rodham Clinton: He insisted on it too.

3. Benjamin S. Bernanke: As he reprises his role in “It Takes a Thief” the audience gasped as he learned the language of Greenspanese in very short order and by doing so convinced many members of Congress and the general public that his acting skills were beyond reproach. Although some people attempted to speak to him in alien languages he was able to put his best foot forward and despite sometimes being mistaken for one of the crab creatures from “District 9″ due to his dull, false and clicking testimony the diatribes put him right up there with the best that the master, Sir Alan, once delivered.

4. Barrack Hussein Obama:  This man’s talent knows no bounds and despite the orders of the beast to give her/him at least one award, the President is the odds on favorite.  His works this year include some remakes and original works, like “A Bridge Too Far” about a health care plan that was ill conceived resulting in numerous self-inflicted casualties, “Bananas” where he reprises Woody Allen’s role about a dictator in a Banana Republic, and of course who can forget his role in “Driving Miss Daisy” where he chauffeurs Nancy Pelosi around town from meeting to meeting to convince the Democrats that the bridge really isn’t that far away. Powerful stuff from a powerful actor with little experience at anything.

Best Motion Picture

1. “UP” not only nominated for best animated feature but best motion picture. A quaint story about how a house floated up in value then crashed. UP YOURS, the sequel was not nominated as it was considered to be the most depressing animated feature of all time, about the printing presses and budget deficits currently being accumulated by our government and Federal Reserve.

2. “The Blind Side” a feature movie which touches the hearts of Republicans everywhere when a power mad President continues to force the issue on legislation the American people obviously do not support, continuously blind siding his own party.

3. “District 9″, loosely based on “The District of Columbia” where space aliens eat cat food donated by elderly Medicare patients and in exchange they become bureaucrats promising to take over the nation and eventually the world, forcing everyone to poop in empty burned out Chevys and walk around like a drunken Barney Frank.

4. “Avatar” was the smashing hit of the season where a bunch of cartoon like characters introduced via 3D special effects convinced the world that our stock markets are not rigged and that the recent crash was actually the fault of a few evil blue creatures on a planet far far away and not incompetent government and illegitimate banking practices. Rumor has it the sequel is already being shot and is tentatively titled “The Fed.”

5. “Inglorious Basterds” is the dark horse tonight where a group of Tea Party rebels fight desperately to stave off the Evil Empire under the leadership of Darth Obama and the incompetence of the evil fat slob, Jabba the Frank, who insists that nothing could ever defeat his evil plans, not even the works of his boyfriend in the caves below who runs a Wookie brothel.

6. “The Hurt Locker” a dramatic story about the American public trapped in a room and forced to pay exorbitant taxes while being lied to under the threat of the economy being blown to smithereens by radicals in Washington. This movie has a new sequel every year and some people swear it should be in the documentary category.

Don’t stay up too late gang as the winners will be announced when everyone is totally sloshed in Hollywood and Americans are snoozing away after hearing anti-American speeches by the loons. Uh, sorry, that’s not the Oscars, that’s C-SPAN.

by John Galt

March 7, 2010

Read it for yourself. This is a posting from my thread on the awesome day of fruits and nuts marching on March 4th:

March 4th Day of Action: A Big Nothingburger But….

Normally I would not go to the trouble of putting an individual posting up for fun, mocking and games from a thread. But this assmunch’s reply deserved highlighting and further proof that the hot key or ability to understand the phrase “spell check” is beyond the majority of California college students.

Enjoy:

Guerrera

07.03.10
16:36

I am a California college student and unlike the lady in the black leather trenchcoat, whose probably not, i feel the budget cuts.

We have 40 people in our academic classes at my community college, even taking role takes 10 minutes out of our class time.

We arent really going to be taking many tests this semester -its too expensive to make copies so they wont do it, the teachers didnt give us syllabi this semester so i dont really have a guideline to reference.
50% of my income comes from the financial aid i recieve in school and while the 6,000 dollars they give me helps, i don’t eat food until i come home from school at 6, and i didnt pay for the subway for the first two months of school because i had no money.

Teachers are being cut, they arent being given offices, which they use to assist students with work.

And out of all of this, my books still cost 250 dollars this semester.

Now, this is only a little sliver of what its like.

Dont forget that they are cutting summer school, arts programs, music programs.

Core classes are compromised and if the government doesnt figure something out we are going to end up with a generation of partially educated people.

Oh, and just because you smoked weed all through highschool and slept all the time doesnt mean that everyone else who smokes is like that.
i have a 3.8 ***ker.

Next month when you get bored, why dont you take a look at the pictures from the Nazi Rally in downtown LA, maybe youll like their outfits. Youll see me on the other side of the street with the people.

If you dont want to show your support for people, go be by your self.

I have bolded and put into italics just some of the classic lines and demonstrations that English is indeed the second language of the state of California. FYI, this originated from an IP that I have confirmed is from pasadena.edu.

California this is a perfect demonstration of your tax dollars at work.

Californians, you bastards are toast. Flee while you can.

by John Galt

March 7, 2010

This morning’s Sarasota Herald Tribune had an interesting story which caught my eye, not so much for it’s understatement of the obvious:

Clean energy is losing steam

Anyone with more than two working brain cells could have figured out that this government program was a boondoggle from day 1. If this was such a desirable and cost efficient industry, then why did it need a government subsidy? If people really wanted to convert their homes to solar energy, then the manufacturers would have approached this in the same manner that the Chinese government has by putting a cheaper product on the market to expand affordability so it could compete with local electric companies. Instead the morons in Tallahassee decided to take taxpayer dollars in the midst of a massive economic depression in our state and give $20,000 rebates to homeowners and $100,000 rebates to businesses that converted to “clean” or solar power. With next year’s (FY 2011) budget deficit estimated to be between $3.2 to $3.4 billion the whining will start here and spread to every special interest imaginable. This quote from the article speaks volumes to my point:

That is little consolation to Sunbelt Solar Energy sales manager Peter Marron, whose company has sold just one solar system in recent months, after selling more than a hundred in the previous three years.

“The work is just drying up and we’re worried the state is moving backwards,” he said. “If something doesn’t happen soon, it’s probably going to kill the solar industry in Florida.”

If this was such a cost efficient program which benefited homeowners then this clown would have more business than he could handle. Instead he’s part of the group begging at the empty belly of the sow because his company can not compete in a free and open market place. Too bad the principles of capitalism are no longer being taught in our schools. Or this schlub would have realized that if there were a true demand for his product, then he would have found a profitable way to sell it without extracting monies from other taxpayers using the power of the gun, aka, taxation.

by John Galt

March 7, 2010

The story and the headline in this morning’s New York Times says it all:

China’s Bank Chief Says Currency Is Unlikely to Rise

This pretty much eliminates the U.S. hope of stopping the massive trade deficit from ballooning once again with our unofficial central bank and the idea that Obama’s economic amateurs can dictate to a foreign nation what they should and should not do. There will be massive implications from this, most of which are tied to the Chinese using our currency for their own carry trades and raw material purchases.

This will not end well in the long run.

Better go have a coal on this news Barry.