My Ode to the Electric Fools of Tesla

by John Galt August 15, 2018 21:30 ET First posted on Zero Hedge by moi on a whim…. Puff, the Magic Dragon, It’s what I call my car, It is a Tesla, Flames can be seen from afar.   Smoke is an illusion, Because I am so high, 160 miles per gallon, Is awesome as my kids fry.   Puff the Magic Dragon, Is burning real bad, Chinese plastic melting smells Like my dead Grand dad,   Yet it’s my car, And I love it so, The fire is so cool,…

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All you Need to Know about the Antifa Morons in One Picture

by John Galt August 13, 2018 21:15 ET As I prepared to retire tonight, I elected to review the funniest moments from Twitter courtesy of Twitchy. Of course they did not disappoint with this gem: Solid burn: Fox News-obsessed Brian Stelter gets an Antifa reality check from Caleb Hull The exchange between the limp-wristed Stetler and Hull was not of any importance. However this tweet from NBC29 was worth reading the mindless dribble about the left vs. left protests: Chalottesville: Hundreds of people have made their way into downtown security area…


Why Trump’s Support is Still Strong as Explained by Al Bundy

by John Galt August 12, 2018 09:40 ET American elites are befuddled. President Trump has insulted, cajoled, slapped around, and derided his opposition to the point where they cry on television or provide 24/7 coverage of the activities of a slutty porn star. Yet all of the attacks on Trump for his actions have resulted in practically zero backlash from his supporters, almost no consequences politically, and an investigation initiated by Obama’s political operatives which is now viewed unfavorably by the majority of Americans and should end. In a nutshell Al…


Alex Jones now Banned and Removed from Tune-In Radio App

by John Galt August 10, 2018 21:10 ET So the commielib banfest continues… I normally will tune in on occasion to Alex after controversies like this week’s events via the Tune-In radio app because it is convenient and he was prominently listed on the app. Not any longer. No comment, no warning, no explanation so it is up to the listener to determine what has happened. In my case, because I stay aware, it’s easy to figure out: The censorship test that the radical left and tech gods wish to test…


Yes Illegal Aliens, Gravity is a Law You Can not Violate (VIDEO)

by John Galt August 9, 2018 21:45 ET Illegal aliens think they can break every law. However, the law of gravity is one they are wrong about. The 30 foot high wall near Calexico, CA is one of the most solid reasons to support a border wall that President Trump proposes. If one needs proof, ask the illegal in this video how the law of gravity felt when he broke both legs and possibly fractured his back to get in here and rape the American taxpayer: Splat. I hope we as…


Bitcoin Bashed, Ethereum Euthanized, and Ripple Ripped a New One

by John Galt August 7, 2018 20:40 ET Without editorializing any further about “if you can’t physically hold it, you don’t own it” here is the disaster de jour in Crypto-land from Coindesk: SEC Delays VanEck-SolidX Bitcoin ETF Decision to September After Facebook Lite, aka, the Winklevoss losers got rejected, this decision indicated to the “markets” that maybe, just maybe, the warnings many of us have been projecting about cybercurrency and government over-regulation may be true. Just because the SEC rejected this application it does not mean that an ETF won’t…


Poland Wins Twitter with the Bitchslap of the Day

by John Galt August 7, 2018 17:30 ET Sweden is demanding that the United Nations send lots of Kleenex and counselors after this one. They are still crying: Poland ABSOLUTELY WRECKS Sweden. Poland sent 150 firefighters to help Sweden put out recent forest fires, because Sweden lacked resources to do it themselves. Polish government says that Sweden “has spent money on migration and Gender Theory instead of on firefighters” 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/qQJfKii7WL — PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) August 7, 2018 Just awesome reading this line from the report: “Polish government says that Sweden has…


I Stand With Alex Jones

by John Galt August 6, 2018 20:30 ET Words I never thought I would type, thoughts I never thought I would utter, and a sad statement as to the discourse and path the left has chosen which will soon lead to even more dangerous outcomes. I have listened off and on to Alex Jones for the better part of twenty years. I remember when I first heard his program not on the internet, as many falsely claim was his anchor and starting platform, but via shortwave radio courtesy of GCN. His…


Why the Doomers are Wrong Again or Let the Good Times Roll

by John Galt August 5, 2018 21:50 ET I’m back. So what. Where have I been? Unknown to everyone outside of my immediate family and company that I work for, traveling and engaging in operational and sales discussions which tell me that the prophets of doom, much like the shorts of Tesla (for now), are 100% wrong again. That’s right ladies, we’ve got at least 6 to 9 more months of money for nothing, your kicks for free. Am I saying the risk of a stock market crash in the next…




Today, I’m Proud to have Paid my Taxes (Video)

by John Galt June 12, 2018 20:15 ET Hat tip to BizPacReview for this demonstration of the left at its usual worst, getting some of my taxpayer dollars dispensed on their dumb asses: (Family Friendly PG-13 Warning: Commielibs curse a lot, and stupidly, as this video demonstrates) Too bad the I.C.E. officers didn’t slam a few more into the pavement for an asphalt face plant and I wish there was more, not less, taser action. Then again these pro-illegal alien protesters disgust me so much I wish we could deport them…


Today, God Called another U.S. Marine Home

by John Galt July 1, 2018 20:40 ET This afternoon just after 2 p.m. Eastern time, God decided he needed another U.S. Marine for the greatest military ever being assembled in heaven. The man who went home was a very good Marine. But better yet he was a damned good father. Dad, I will miss you.


Thank you Justice Kennedy for Conservative America’s Blue Pill of the Day

by John Galt June 27, 2018 21:10 ET In celebration of one of the most wishy-washy and “moderate” Supreme Court justices in modern history deciding to retire, I shall first present radical Democrat and Commielib responses followed by Conservative Constitutionalist America replies. Enjoy. Chrissy reportedly had to change his panty shields after the announcement. Next up, the Dimocrats in a Committee meeting: How it sounded inside a DNC committee meeting the moment Justice Kennedy’s retirement was announced pic.twitter.com/6S9uO2JGzQ — David Siders (@davidsiders) June 27, 2018 Ouch. That hurt worse than a…


Rick Santelli Nails It: Conventional Wisdom on Trade Wars is Horse Hockey (Video)

by John Galt June 27, 2018 05:40 ET Due to some family considerations I missed this video yesterday, but by God Rick Santelli on CNBC just hit another home run regarding the so-called trade war (starting at 4:06 mark): Closing Bell Exchange: Stocks recover losses from CNBC. So why do I agree with him? When one listens to the hysteria of the 6 a.m. and 9 a.m. so-called conservative radio talk show hosts they act like it is still 1928. That truly is 100% horse hockey as Mr. Santelli likes to…


The Supreme Court Validates What I told You Liberal Idiots in January 2017

by John Galt June 26, 2018 21:30 ET Yeah, I’m gloating, deal with it. On January 28, 2017 I published the following article: One more time, for the Stupid Liberals, here is the US Code Justifying Trump’s Executive Order Oddly enough, I referred to Title 8, Chapter 12, US Code 1182, courtesy of Cornell University Law’s website. In my argument I presented enough history where even the most ignorant leftist would have to acknowledge that both modern Republican and gasp, Democrat Presidents have used that U.S. code to enforce immigration law…


The Loony Left and Media Fall into the Midterm Trump Trap

by John Galt June 23, 2018 07:30 ET The fake new media hysteria about 2014 pictures showing children in detention centers without their parents has created the perfect situation for President Trump and the unwitting Republicans heading into the 2018 midterm elections. How one might ask? Check out the headline from this story on Breitbart on Friday: It is not worth rehashing this idiot’s comments, those of the Hollywood terminally insane left, or the rantings heard nightly by the usual suspects on the barely watched cable news networks. The truth is…


The Problem on the Mexican Border is Mexico

by John Galt June 20, 2018 22:30 ET President Trump has failed to address the single problem which is creating the Mexican border crisis and the false narrative about the children allegedly being abandoned by their coyotes and parents at the U.S. border: Mexico. President Trump has tried to play this the nice way. He has tried to work with the RINO’s in the Congress, attempted to treat the situation with kid gloves, hell, he even talked to that phony in Ottawa about security. However for over 30 years now one…


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A Personal Note on Father’s Day

by John Galt June 17, 2018 21:15 ET I’m not a big fan of the concocted holidays, the so-called “Hallmark” holidays on our nation’s calendar but this Father’s Day does have a sad but special meaning as my brother and I realize that this will be our last Father’s Day with out beloved Dad. It was great to spend time with him today, although the cancer is literally eating his body alive, but for those who have dealt with this, I now understand what you meant by enjoy each day and…


The Reality About the OIG Report Dropping this Afternoon

by John Galt June 14, 2018 11:00 ET The speculation is running wild that James Comey, the sexpot lovers in the FBI, Andrew McCabe, and others will be hammered in the Office of the Inspector General’s report issued in a few hours. However, the reality is that this is the ultimate CYA for Hillary Clinton, an excuse for Comey, and McCabe being sold down the river as the “fall guy” while numerous other former Obama officials escape implication or insinuations of guilt. From a personal perception, the video below sums up…


CNN Continues to be the Kamikaze of Cable News

by John Galt June 14, 2018 05:00 ET From the Daily Wire article on the TV ratings for the North Korea summit: Fox News blew out CNN and MSNBC combined in both primetime and total day ratings: Primetime: FNC: 4,897,000 in P2+ (1,193,000 in 25-54) CNN: 1,948,000 in P2+ (742,000 in 25-54) MSNBC: 2,378,000 in P2+ (494,000 in 25-54) Total Day: FNC: 2,078,000 in P2+ (466,000 in 25-54) CNN: 860,000 in P2+ (288,000 in 25-54) MSNBC: 1,069,000 in P2+ (226,000 in 25-54) With this insanity continuing, what does Time Warner/AT&T do…


This Is the Golden Age of Hucksterism

by John Galt June 12, 2018 21:40 ET Sigh. No, I am not here to pick on Glenn Beck but to point out that this era is indeed “The Golden Age of Hucksterism.” Proof? According to this individual who advertises on every conservative talk show known to man, give or take a few, Bitcoin will rise almost 90% from its current price to over $50,000 per coin after “lightning network launches.” Sadly, uh, no. Tonight’s price as of this writing (monthly view courtesy of Investing.com): But heck, that’s minor to compared…



2018 is Bizarro World Summed Up in One Picture

by John Galt June 12, 2018 04:50 ET To say that we have crossed into some sort of parallel universal is an understatement. While I am now watching the MSM ask some sane questions, other stupid politically loaded ones, I realized that the world as nuts as it has become is going further into a weird, uncharted territory. If anyone needs proof, I present this screen shot of Dennis Rodman wearing a “Potcoin” t-shirt while wearing a MAGA hat being seriously interviewed by CNN. No further comment is necessary.


President Trump’s Foreign Policy is Awesome: “We’re America, Bitch”

by John Galt June 11, 2018 19:40 ET The message from President Trump at the G7 this weekend was short, crisp, direct, and way past due: “We don’t need you, you need us. Fix this mess you’ve made or suck on it.” (or words to that effect) In reality, the old powers and their establishment stooges discovered that when Americans vote for change we mean it, and not that feel good Hollywood soy boy mom jeans wearing loser Obama type version of an alternative reality. Americans are tired. We are tired…


How a North Korea Peace Treaty will Destroy the Democrats in November

by John Galt June 10, 2018 22:15 ET As President Trump begins what is a historic marker in Asian political relations with the United States, the impact of this moment extends far beyond the lightweight reporting of the American mainstream media. The old world thinking of the Euro-centric liberal establishment is no longer applicable to the economic and military realities America now faces. No longer is there a viable threat of masses of Russian tanks with their Warsaw Pact allies swarming through the Fulda Gap as the Russian economy is in…


Guest Post: American Standard Operating Procedure (ASOP)

by Natty Bumppo June 10, 2018 05:00 ET March 2011, one year before I started Just Measures Radio Network, I was the financial backer behind another radio network. I remember the 11th of March and the week following especially. That was the date of a 9.1 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Japan and the subsequent tsunami causing the disaster at the Fukushima Daichi Nuclear Power Plant. To this day, a large number of us believe we are not being told the truth of the true amount of radiation leaked into…


Sorry for the Absence, but I’ve Been OOLing Around

by John Galt June 10, 2018 00:30 ET Yup, just Ooling around. What’s an Ool, one may ask? O bserver O f L ife Some of it by choice, some of it by frustration. First of all, why I have chosen to limit my posts and remain silent, and no you little dweebs it is not because I’m reverting back to becoming “never Trump” again nor am I going hardcore “doomer” as I had in the past. The future for my family is quite bleak to be honest as my father…


Guest Post: The 7-11 Prepper

April 2, 2018 WARNING Please DO NOT let your children read this. It is graphic with adult content with scenes not appropriate for children. Virgin eared Pollyanna’s should stop reading now. Welcome to the depravity of man. The 7-11 Prepper by Natty Bumppo “Get off my wife you son of a bitch.” Coming from a shallow whisper of a voice from the man tied up in the chair against the wall. “Ah, welcome back, you can actually see through those swollen eyes? Your wife and I are having a bit of…


I’m Finally in Twitter Jail

by John Galt March 18, 2018 14:50 ET I realize that due to my family situation I have not been posting as much as I would like to, but by God I’ve been commenting on Gab.ai, Twitter, etc. The latter until today of course when I was sent to Twitter Jail: This was in reply to a news article where John McCain’s buddies in Al Qaeda attacked a Russian humanitarian convey that was bringing food in and evacuating civilians out of the white hot combat in Eastern Idlib province back in…


Just an Awesome View From Space

by John Galt February 17, 2018 22:30 ET I just decided to crank up some great tunes and this picture came up from Tesla’s Starman cam: Keep in mind the elongated angle of approach and the fact that the car is hauling you know what away from Earth, and that is awesome. The red circle is what I estimate to be Cyclone Gita over the South Pacific between Vanuatu and New Caledonia heading south towards New Zealand. Just an awesome pic. And now for tonight’s tunes, yeah, you know I’m not…


Guest Post: Some of you Would be Starving by Now

by The Natty Bumppo February 15, 2018 Standing on the dirt road awaiting our fate would not had happened if God had not seen the preacher and I through two other life threatening situations within the past 36 hours. We had finally through many trials reached our destination that very warm February night at 0230 local. Tamil Nadu (the home of the original ‘thug’, who strangled their victims with a silk scarf) is one of the more dangerous places in the world, especially for two hayseeds from the Midwest. Onto The…


The Real Barrack and Michelle Obama Portrait Just Discovered

by John Galt February 12, 2018 20:00 ET After the release of the individual portraits of Barrack and Michelle Obama today, along with all the hoopla, suddenly it has been discovered that their was a joint portrait with both of them together, somewhat more vivid in its display than the individual artist’s attempt. I wonder why this portrait of the two of them together didn’t get more coverage?


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Just Dads…

by John Galt February 11, 2018 04:00 ET When you are young and unsure about what do, Dads help you find your way. When you are older and know it all, Dads help to save the day. When you score a winning goal or sack a QB, Dads cheer you on strong, to set your spirit free. When you set fire to the trees just oustide your house, Dads let you know you are a moron, while yelling with their spouse.(I Love you too Mom) When you make a fire with…


All You Need to Know About this Current Market Correction: It ain’t Over

by John Galt February 8, 2018 20:00 ET The story from The Financial Times tonight sums it up: Investors resume their bets against market volatility Yeah, there is still a whole lot of morons still out there. I mean with such sterling plays like XIV in the last 90 days, what could go wrong? The article from FT sums it up: Some investors are creeping back to the “short vol” trade that wiped out several financial instruments earlier this week, betting that stock market volatility will fall once again. More than…


If you Don’t Think This is Cool to Watch, You’re a Dick (Video)

by John Galt February 7, 2018, 20:45 ET I’ve decided to use an ELO stream from YouTube in another window to listen to while watching Starman float off to Mars. For those of us who grew up on the original Star Trek, it is really cool to finally see us make the next preparation for the world’s next step in space exploration. Thank you for letting an old guy vent.


The Fed Lied but Gold Ain’t Died

by John Galt February 1, 2018 05:00 ET From today’s FOMC (Federal Reserve Open Market Committee) statement: Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in December indicates that the labor market has continued to strengthen and that economic activity has been rising at a solid rate. Gains in employment, household spending, and business fixed investment have been solid, and the unemployment rate has stayed low. On a 12-month basis, both overall inflation and inflation for items other than food and energy have continued to run below 2 percent. Market-based…


Another Dud from the Star Wars Missile Defense System

by John Galt January 31, 2018 19:25 ET Ummmm, yeah. The blaring headline from The Drudge Report tonight says it all: So what happened? From DefenseNews: Another US Navy ballistic missile intercept reportedly fails in Hawaii (excerpt) A test shoot of the SM-3 Block IIA fired from an Aegis Ashore test site in Hawaii failed Wednesday, CNN has reported. The missile is designed to intercept ballistic missiles. If confirmed, it would mark the second unsuccessful test of the Raytheon missile in the past year. It also deals a setback to U.S….


2018 State of the Union Drinking Game Rules 1.75L Stoli Edition

by John Galt January 30, 2018 18:00 ET Comrades, break out the big bottles! In honor of the fake Russian dossier, I thought I would get a real headache as America celebrates President Trump’s first State of the Union Speech and Democrats with their commie pals all commit hari-kari (no, that’s not suicide sex with an aspiring Japanese teenage Hollywood actress you stupid libs) using a rusty Ginsu knife. So let us all take a pause, gather our livers and sanity, and prepare to laugh at the liberals freaking out tonight…



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