BREAKING NEWS: North Korean Rocket Launch Fails

by John Galt
April 12, 2012 19:30 ET


The theory that porn and Iranian missile technology will create a viable ICBM, er, satellite for the nutty North Korean dictator has blown apart again. Per numerous news sources, the launch of the Unha-3 rocket did fail in mid-flight, failing to launch the satellite into orbit. The question becomes now did it really fail or did we “fail” the launch using some secret technology as pictured above….

Latest story from Reuters at the link below:

North Korea launches rocket amid international condemnation

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