05/03/2015

Russian General Infers US Generals might be Suffering from Penis Envy

by John Galt March 5, 2015 18:55 ET If phallic jokes were politically correct, well, it would be hard up to pass on this one. The Russians have grown tired of the warmongering from NATO and several United States military officers who appear to have some crazy desire to start World War III with Russia. Thus when one of our generals suggested that the Russians had 12,000 soldiers inside of the Eastern Ukraine, the reply prompted a direct, erect response from the Russians was nothing short of classic. From the Russian…


Results of the Banking Stress Tests where the Fed Tested Itself

by John Galt March 5, 2015 17:30 ET The Federal Reserve announced with great fanfare at 4:30 this afternoon that indeed, the banks which make up the Federal Reserve and vote on policy passed their own stress test. Shockingly enough, they passed the tests they set for themselves. Here is the press release for my reader’s entertainment: Release Date: March 5, 2015 For release at 4:30 p.m. EST The largest U.S.-based bank holding companies continue to build their capital levels and to strengthen their ability to lend to households and businesses…


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