by John Galt
October 28, 2015 19:30 ET
My how times have changed. Just yesterday we were all lamenting the loss of what his name and whoevermuhsuch the former Governor of Texas (no, not Bush) leaving the Presidential contest. Now the Democrats have reduced their choices between an honest by God Marxist and a dishonest by God Fascist, so that leaves the Republicircus to proceed full steam ahead to reduce the contest down to someone the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia actually approves of!
First, let us all ignore the dwindling and undersized Kiddie debate on as I type. If you want a mimosa or glass of chocolate milk in honor of those losers, please feel free. The first debate should include Paul, Christie, Kasich, Fiorina, and Huckabee also but because all of them have promised to attack Carson, Cruz, and Trump they get to participate in CNBS’s propaganda extravaganza.
Thus, ignoring the losers, let us focus on the real players and power in this debate tonight on the main stage and what you and I shall experience liver disease and disgust as they act like asses on the stage in front of the Eastern European Moderators from CNBS:
The “moderators” are as follows:
Carl Quintanilla – The pretty boy of CNBC who is clueless on every subject including the economy but will do a good job to iPromote the Democrat vision tonight.
Becky Quick – Warren Buffet’s personal fluffer.
John Harwood – The one economics reporter who makes Vladimir Putin blush and wish he could work for RT or the old Radio Moscow World Service.
And now the drinking game rules (this website can not be held responsible for job loss or suicides due to active participation):
Quintanilla says income inequality – 2 drinks
Quick asks anyone about the Fed -3 drinks
Harwood asks about taxes – 1 drink
Harwood mentions Obama and the economic recover – 2 drinks
Jeb Bush attacks Trump – 1 drink
Jeb Bush attacks Rubio – 1 water drink
Jeb Bush attacks himself – 2 drinks
Carly Fiorina reminds voters she’s a woman – 1 drink
Carly Fiorina says she did a good job at HP – 5 drinks
Carly Fiorina attacks Trump – 1 drink
Ben Carson opens his eyes during an answer – 1 drink
Ben Carson attacks anyone – 5 drinks
Ben Carson admits he doesn’t know the answer – 1 drink
Donald Trump attacks Rubio – 1 drink
Donald Trump says Jeb Bush went to “Mommy and Daddy” for help – 3 drinks
Donald Trump attacks Carson for being boring/low energy – 1 teaspoon
Marco Rubio defends his voting record in the Senate – 2 drinks
Marco Rubio bats his eyes to attract women voters while answering – 1 drink
Marco Rubio speaks in Spanish -3 drinks
Marco Rubio attacks Trump – 1 drink
Chris Christie snorts during an answer – 3 drinks
Ted Cruz talks too smart – 1 drink?
Ted Cruz says the word “Constitution” – 1 drink
Rand Paul attacks Ted Cruz – 2 drinks
Rand Paul attacks Trump – 1 drink
Rand Paul says anything about “my father/dad” etc. – 3 drinks
Huckabee invokes the Bible – 3 drinks
Huckabee attempts to explain CLOs or Derivatives – 5 drinks
Kasich acts like an asshole – 1 drink (we’d all be dead otherwise for the 5 drink limit)
That’s enough for tonight. I suggest everyone starts early as I am enjoying some Florida Sunshine with fresh squeezed orange juice with 2 shots of Russian Standard Vodka to tolerate this fiasco.
One might as well be wasted as America wastes away watching the bread and circus.