December 2015

2016 JohnGaltFLA’s 60 Insane Predictions: The Year of The Big Suck

by John Galt December 30, 2015 20:00 ET I know, I know, we didn’t die. The world is still here, semi-contained bloodbaths now called regional conflicts instead of “wars” continue to spread, the internet is still working and I have not decided to retire (yet). Does this mean 2015 was a great year? Not for the 15% of the population still on food stamps, anyone who believes in the U.S. Constitution, or any way shape or form a fan of my Tampa Bay Lightning (we was robbed). This must mean 2016…



Damn, Lemmy’s Dead

by John Galt December 28, 2015 20:30 ET Lemmy Kilmister, lead singer of Motörhead lost his fight to aggressive cancer today. From the article at Consequence of Sound: Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of Motörhead. has died. He was 70 years old. News of his death was first reported by radio and TV host Eddie Trunk, who was a longtime friend of Lemmy. Several others have since confirmed the news, including Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne, who wrote on Twitter, “Lost one of my best friends, Lemmy, today. He will…


The Absolute WTF Story of 2015 via Politico-State Dept. Counts Bringing Peace to Syria in 2015 a win

by John Galt December 28, 2015 19:15 ET I thought the Obama stories about declaring Obamacare a success would win. I thought the Crying Game Boehner nonsense had a shot. I thought the stories saying Trump was toast might have a chance. Then today, the website Politico published this absolute piece of propaganda garbage as if Pravda has invaded the State Department and proclaimed today “Mayday” in honor of Communism’s sordid past: State Dept. counts ‘bringing peace’ to Syria as a 2015 win I kid you not. If this headline does…


Even John Boehner Cried when Lindsissy Grahamnesty Quit the Presidential Race Today

by John Galt December 21, 2015 19:20 ET Ah the sound of RINO’s weeping in the night…. I’m sorry if I find this hilarious as Senator John McCain’s personal back masseuse (allegedly) in the Senatorial Steam Room (allegedly) will not longer have a shot at winning the Presidency and providing the launch codes to insane McCain or access to the super secret recently renamed Obama Doomsday Steam Room and Fallout Shelter 400 feet below the White House (allegedly) Goodbye loser. You will not be missed.


The Stock Market will Finish Within 1% of Today’s Close

by John Galt December 17, 2015 20:25 ET Bold? Nah. Logical? You betcha. The Fed got their rate increase in and then used their power as the primary dealers and traders to influence yesterday’s trading which was all given back today. Volume was irrelevant, movement was minor in the big picture and close to 70% of all stocks are still in a bear market. So why is the stock market going to close +/- 20 points within today’s close around 2057? Let’s analyze the chart of the S&P 500 first to…


12.15 Las Vegas Republican Debate Drinking Game Rules

by John Galt December 15, 2015 19:00 ET Viva Las Vegas to quote one of my childhood bands: Jeb! mentions he was Governor of Florida – 2 drinks (I want everyone to get to bed early tonight) Jeb! attacks Trump – 1 drink Jeb! attacks Rubio – 2 drinks Jeb! attacks Cruz – 2 drinks Jeb! attacks himself – 34 drinks (and remember, just because you add an exclamation point, it doesn’t mean that broccoli is good) Marco Rubio attacks Jeb – 1 drink Marco Rubio defends amnesty – 1 drink…


The Trump Legerdemain: How Ted Cruz is Using Donald Trump to Win the Nomination

by John Galt December 15, 2015 04:00 ET 渾水摸魚 “Fish in troubled waters” The rough translation of the Chinese phrase above, which I must admit is neither my first, second, or third language, is from the 36 stratagems of Sun-Tzu. This wise advice in this particular situation was to disturb and sow chaos in the enemy’s camp, something which one Donald Trump has succeeded magnificently at accomplishing, even if the idea was not that of his own creation. The problem with powerful individuals is that they often over play their hands…



I am Sick and Tired of these Fucking Liberals

by John Galt December 8, 2015 20:00 ET For the last day or so, all the mainstream media and RINO wing of the Republicrat Party can talk about are the comments from one Donald J. Trump about a temporary ban on immigration of Muslims into the United States. Here is the short version via video and the full statement below from Donald Trump’s campaign website: Donald J. Trump Statement on Preventing Muslim Immigration (New York, NY) December 7th, 2015, — Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown…


12.05 BREAKING NEWS: Emperor Obama to Make only 3rd Oval Office Speech Sunday 12.06 at 8 pm ET

by John Galt December 5, 2015 20:15 ET So right on schedule, to screw up Sunday Night Football, all the post game shows, and the general good mood of most Americans, Lord Emperor Barry Sortero is set to give only his third Oval Office speech of his Presidency, er, reign of terror. The last time he spoke was to announce the end of the Iraq War (how did that work out) and before that to talk about the BP oil spill. Basically he could care less what you think so look…


12.05 BREAKING NEWS: Turkey Goes Insane – Will Establish Permanent Base in Mosul, Iraq

by John Galt December 5, 2015 15:25 ET Just when the world thought Erdogan and the nation of Turkey would not go full retard, they do. From the Turkish newspaper Hürriyet Daily News this evening: Turkish military to have a base in Iraq’s Mosul Excerpted from this evening’s report linked above: Turkey will have a permanent military base in the Bashiqa region of Mosul as the Turkish forces in the region training the Peshmerga forces have been reinforced, Hürriyet reported. The deal regarding the base was signed between Kurdistan Regional Government…


12.05 BREAKING NEWS: Turkey Detains 4 Russian Ships in Black Sea

by John Galt December 5, 2015 08:40 ET A reporter from the English language Turkish Newspaper Today’s Zaman first alerted the world to this story a little over thirty minutes ago: And now the Azerbaijani news agency Trend has their version of the story: Four Russian ships blocked in Turkish port  By Rufiz Hafizoglu – Trend: Four Russian ships have been blocked in the Turkish port of Samsun, the Turkish Haber7 newspaper reported Dec.5. No details are yet available on the issue, according to the newspaper. Relations between Russia and Turkey…


12.04 BREAKING: Turkey Invades Kurdish Iraq to Allegedly “Train” Kurdish Troops

by John Galt December 4, 2015 18:55 ET In what can only be called a major destabilization and possibly one of the most absurd stories of the night from the Islamist state of Turkey, the entire situation in the Middle East may have taken a step far closer to the start of a multi-nation World War(From the Turkish newspaper Hürriyet Daily News): Turkish troops in Mosul for training Yes, seriously… At least several hundred Turkish soldiers have been deployed to provide training in northern Iraq’s Mosul region to the Peshmerga and opposition…


While One Hand Distracts with California Terrorism, S&P Downgrades Every Major US Financial Institution

by John Galt December 2, 2015 20:30 ET To quote Tom Brady in the now infamous fantasy football commercial: As America is totally freaked out about an apparent Islamist based terrorist attack in San Bernardino, CA, Standard and Poors decided to take a peculiar rating action which will impact the American economy in 2016 far worse than anything short of a biological or nuclear terrorist attack. From the Financial Times tonight: S&P cuts ratings on 8 US banks The title doesn’t tell the tale. For those who are subscribed to S&P…


Obama is Planting a Ticking Time Bomb in America for 2017

by John Galt December 1, 2015 05:00 ET While most of America slumbers in its drunken swill of Republican versus Democrat political nonsense, sports of every sort, and the latest social distortions of reality designed to infuriate the average sane individual, the President of the United States has begun the final phase of his plan. And it’s a doozy. The first hints of this grand plan began to take shape when Obama committed what amounts to a suicide mission for United States Special Operations Forces in Syria working with suspect groups…



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