GLOATFEST #1: Thank you Iowa For Saving the Republic for Now

by John Galt February 1, 2016 22:30 ET Despite having every television network, half of talk radio, all of conspiracy internet woo-woo radio via shortwave and the internet, almost every newspaper, and darned near every senile old loser from the RINOs going against him, Senator Ted Cruz has won the Iowa Primary tonight as called by all the networks now: In honor of the sore LOOOOOOSERS who have their own Boeing 757 with their name on the side and your supporters, here ya go:

Microsoft and the RNC Demonstrate they are (not) Ready for the Iowa Caucus

by John Galt February 1, 2016 21:00 ET So far, so good, Microsoft and the RNC are performing 100% normal as usual. Good luck getting on there as long as these clowns keep thinking nobody is paying attention tonight and try to run things like the Democrats do: By the seat of their pants. https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state At least no blue screen of death has appeared; YET!

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