GLOATFEST #1: Thank you Iowa For Saving the Republic for Now

by John Galt
February 1, 2016 22:30 ET

Despite having every television network, half of talk radio, all of conspiracy internet woo-woo radio via shortwave and the internet, almost every newspaper, and darned near every senile old loser from the RINOs going against him, Senator Ted Cruz has won the Iowa Primary tonight as called by all the networks now:

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In honor of the sore LOOOOOOSERS who have their own Boeing 757 with their name on the side and your supporters, here ya go:

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