by John Galt
August 30, 2016 21:10 ET
Let me get this straight.
Hillary Clinton is leading a conspiracy theory that because she didn’t really open a jar of pickles on a taped national television show that a liberal talk show host set up as a comedy bit.
Of course Alex Jones consulted with the Trump team via his secret decoder ring and found out how to attack this subject:
Whoops, wrong video:
So last night Wolf Blitzer of CNN infamy, since no one watches that network any longer, was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Alex Jones made sure to snip the clip to illustrate the truth of that conspiracy theory:
Screw Benghazi! Screw the dead bodies! Screw the lies against Herr Trump!
She had Huma Hump those Pickles Open before Kimmel taped the show!!!!!
This is Vlasic Classic evidence!
And Wolf Blitzer just confirmed it. Good work Alex, I’m sure Trump’s team will send you more secretly encoded instructions in your next box of Fruit Loops!
Now what day are the aliens returning to give you your next anal probe?