by John Galt
September 23, 2016 15:40 ET
The most principled Constitutionalist who ran for the Presidency in decades has now decided to change his stance from “vote your conscience” to supporting the Cheetos Jesus.
I get the pressure.
I understand the feeling of being left out of the reindeer games with his fellow Republicrats.
But just ugh.
The only commentary I have on this, and please remember, I’m a registered Libertarian since 2004 who is NOT voting for Gary Johnson is the following:
I want my money back.
All of it.
And since “voting your conscience” is now no longer an option, I think I shall Uber over to a bar on Election Day, get unconscious, then Uber over to the voting booth, and see where I color in the circle for whomever; I can promise you it won’t be Stein or Hillary, so probably the Constitution Party candidate if I do not pass out first. More on that the day before the election.