by John Galt
October 12, 2016 20:00 ET
Welcome to the Banana Republic of the United States of America (B.R.U.S.A.)
In just the past week we’ve had stories like this one:
And this one (warning uncensored language):
And this one:
And this one:
Of course the media is now part of the Clinton campaign so that officially puts us in Third World territory (via WikiLeaks):
Of course when a Banana Republic like Venezuela gets in trouble, they pick a military conflict with a neighbor like Columbia. The Obama regime however seems hell bent on starting World War III and killing half of the U.S. population plus wiping out most of our military:
Yeah, that will end well.
Good thing our recently deployed super modern Air Force fighter, the Brewster F2A Buffalo, er, F-35 is ready to rock and roll! Or not…
Ah well, at least our border is secured. Look at the hard work ICE and DHS are undertaking to keep us safe from illegal aliens and criminals now:
I don’t know about you but I feel better now. Good thing the integrity of our elections is protected by fine vote machine manufacturers like Diebold:
Upon further review, pass me a Banana Daiquiri with the cute little fruit animal in it. Once Hillary steals this election I’ll probably only have a few months before the mobile firing squads get to my neighborhood anyways.