10.19 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Best Election Ever (or not)

by John Galt
October 19, 2016 17:00 ET

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With less than two weeks until the election, if you’re reading this and you are sober I pity your soul!

I’m not going to post a link to the debate tonight because it’s on every network and every website imaginable so you’ll just be coming here to find out  how to drink properly and of course to see if I was kind enough to provide liver transplant doctor recommendations.

The Best Election Ever is now turning into the National Enquirer Election where both candidates are proving that they should both be in jail, flogged, or deported to Afghanistan; if not all three.

Thus without further ado, here we go….

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For purposes of this debate any key phrase mentioned by anyone on the debate stage qualifies for a shot. Since one candidate believes in major gun control but endorses drug use, the phrase “shot” refers to a shot glass of either malt liquor or liquor  and not the use of firearms on one’s television set.

The rules for this debate are simple:

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  1. “email” – 1 shot each mention
  2. “liar”   – 1 shot each mention
  3.  SEX  – 1 shot each mention
  4.  SEX  – 2 shots
  5.  SEX – 1 shot
  6.  SEX  – 1 shot
  7.  SEX- 1 shot
  8.  SEX- 2 shots
  9.  SEX- 2 shots
  10.  SEX – 3 shots
  11.  SEX – 2 shots
  12.  Hillary Lies – 2 shots
  13.  Trump Lies – 2 shots
  14.  SEX – 1 shot
  15.  SEX – 4 shots

My choice of drink tonight?

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Just give me a drill and a long straw. I might sip that sucker dry.

 

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