IF Hillary Wins the Election…

by John Galt
October 31, 2016 20:20 ET

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This entry and the one which follows is only to provide a speculative, yet realistic, outcome to the post-Hillary or post-Trump election period. Those delusional souls who think that the Evan McMullin from the CIA or any other third party candidate can win when it is the Fed, not the masses, which select not elect, the next President probably should not read on any further and should just find some weird vapors from a car exhaust to inhale.

IF Hillary wins the Presidential Election:

  • Russia will not only increase its force levels along the Ukraine border but invade and liquidate the Kiev regime
  • Saudi Arabia and Qatar sheiks will increase funding to ISIS terrorist organizations to expand beyond the territories they have lost
  • Bernie Sanders, Jill Stein, and other extreme leftists will announce the expansion of a new “Green” or other name for a leftist third party
  • Reince Priebus will resign in disgrace
  • In November, the American equity markets will rally over 7% to all new time highs
  • In December, the American equity markets will cater over 12% to finish almost neutral for the year
  • China will expand takeover investments inside the United States
  • The Senate will have fallen to the Democrats 51-49
  • Israel will announce a massive weapons purchase, including naval vessels from Russia by March of 2017
  • Pakistan and India will go to full fledged war for at least 30 days before Hillary is sworn in and thousands will die
  • Americans will begin to drain their bank accounts as a silent bank run begins in early November
  • Ammunition prices will double; firearm prices, especially handguns, will increase by over 300% in some parts of the country before December 31, 2016
  • Paul Ryan will lose election as the Speaker of the House despite a Republican majority; Cathy McMorris Rodgers will become the new Speaker of the House
  • Oil prices will collapse as Hillary threatens to impose an import tax on non-energy efficient foreign producers in a bid to win Obama’s Green contributors
  • Donald Trump will start a new television network as rumored
  • Sean Hannity will leave Fox News on December 23, 2016
  • The United States Border Patrol will violate Federal Law and go on strike during New Year’s weekend
  • Riots will break out in at least 2 major American cities during the New Year’s weekend
  • President Obama will pardon over 1,000 Federal Prisoners including Black Panther terrorists one day before he leaves office
  • The RNC will blame the “Never Trump” movement for this defeat and declare theme banned from leadership positions
  • Ted Cruz leaves the Republican Party and becomes an independent
  • John McCain wins re-election and agrees with the desire to end vitriolic speech by supporting an Obama Executive Order to re-instate the Fairness Doctrine
  • Barack Obama pardons Huma Abedin

Think this is bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet…..

2 Comments on "IF Hillary Wins the Election…"

  1. John Pallyswine | 01/11/2016 at 11:49 |

    Pray Trump wins and this sick twisted creature and is hung by her nipples

  2. Zetetic | 01/11/2016 at 14:36 |

    Just when I thought my day wouldn’t get crappier.

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