Screw Mexico, America Needs a Northern Wall with Canada

by John Galt
November 26, 2016 19:30 ET

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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau demonstrated again today why American needs to focus first on a Northern Wall to keep Canuckistanis out of America with his pussified statement on the death of the murdering dictator Fidel Castro:

Statement by the Prime Minister of Canada on the death of former Cuban President Fidel Castro

The Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, today issued the following statement on the death of former Cuban President Fidel Castro:

“It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba’s longest serving President.

“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.

“While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”.

“I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba.

“On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.”

Let’s dissect this before I rant.

  1. “longest serving President” – Uh, dipshit, if you didn’t vote for Castro you were shot. Or at least imprisoned until you died from some tropical disease or beatings from the guards.
  2. “served his people for almost half a century.” – Again, dipshit, shooting your enemies, strafing them as they boarded makeshift rafts trying to escape Castro’s repression (that’s a big word for Canucks so Google it you pussies), is not what I would call ‘serving’; most sane people call it “murder.”

  3. “his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people” – Come down to Calle Ocho, say that to their faces in Little Havana. I dare you you Marxist wimp.

  4. “proud to call him a friend” – Justification enough to withdraw from NAFTA and build that damned wall along the Canadian border.

Thus with the obvious problem we have on the Northern border which exceeds the threats from the South, besides Mexicans at least have a native and tasty food to offer (name something Canadian, original, and worthy compared to Tamales and we’ll talk), I propose the following solution:

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The first section of the wall should be built along the Maritime provinces all the way to the end of the Manitoba border (who cares or knows WTF a ‘Manitoban” is) to prevent Quebecers and Ontarions out ASAP. Those liberal shithole parts of Canada deserve Trudeau and the bullshit he spews.

The purple sections of the map is where I’m open to keeping a short fence only, no higher than two feet to keep those yippy dogs out and let goats transit freely back and forth.

Blame Canada? Oh hell yeah, South Park had it right years ago….

4 Comments on "Screw Mexico, America Needs a Northern Wall with Canada"

  1. His father, our former Prime Minister, was great friends with Castro – who even attended his funeral. Canada has a sordid and shameful history with US-Cuba relations, and an infatuation with Communism, because of Pierre Trudeau. Look it up! (Trudeau was our Obama!)

    No doubt, his son shares the same sick views.

  2. Nexusfast123 | 27/11/2016 at 02:44 |

    The Cubans are amateurs compared the US global death machine that has trashed countless countries since the end of WW2. US administrations have never been very bright. If they had lifted the sanctions on Cuba decades ago it would have the changed that regime rapidly.

    • Apparently you are unaware of Cuba’s role in sponsoring global terrorism, the installation of a Marxist regime in Venezuela, their murder and repression in Africa, etc.
      But you’ve got your version of history and seem happy with it, so I won’t try to teach you anything.

  3. Yeah, because Trump obviously didn’t praise any dictators…
    (sarcasm)

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