No Matter What Happens Next: Russia Did It

by John Galt
December 13, 2016 05:00 ET

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President-Elect Donald J. Trump, a former Reality TV show host will soon become President of the United States. And who’s to blame?

Russia did it.

The F-35 could not make its maiden flight to Israel yesterday. And who’s to blame?

Russia did it.

The broads from the sparsely watched ABC television show “The View” claimed that the fake news CIA story proves there was voter fraud and the number one moron, Joy Behar, claims that Trump should resign before taking office (which is moronic on its own). Obviously this story is a plant by foreign sources to make her look ignorant and stupid, more so than usual.

Yup, again, Russia did it.

The recount is over in Wisconsin and Trump picked up votes, halted in Michigan by a Federal Judge, and the allegations of Russian hacking of Pennsylvania voting machines denied by a Federal Judge in a stinging rebuke. The Democrats have no choice but to blame the real party behind this:

Russia did it.

Poor Alex Jones had to do an emergency broadcast because the CIA, Democrats, and Fakestream, er, Mainstream Media are planning a plot to force the electors to flip and overthrow the election results. Alex had to do this emergency broadcast why?

Russia did it.

Donald Trump is about to name the CEO of Exxon-Mobil to become Secretary of State later today per Fox News. According to the Fakestream Media he is a close friend of Vladimir Putin which is why he is getting the job. So who is really responsible for this appointment?

Russia did it.

Come to think of it, we can deduce from the current logic being promulgated by the Fakestream Media and Obama administration that another foreign government was responsible for appointing a CIA Director with pro-Islamist sympathies and filling many key positions in DHS and the State Department with Islamist sympathizers. Was this nation Saudi Arabia and the Wahhabi  supporters????? No….

Russia did it.

Come to think of it, did Obama get the intelligence about ISIS being the JV team from that very same CIA?

Obama is way too smart to believe that so obviously he received false intelligence briefings from a foreign power to make him look bad so….

Russia did it.

I got a nasty zit on my left butt cheek last week after reading an article on Russia Today. Obviously…

Russia did it.

If you have any personal, professional, or political problems, just do what the Establishment Republicans, Democrats, President Obama, and Fakestream Media does and proclaim loud and proud:

Russia did it!

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