Woo-Woo News Archive

  • by John Galt February 17, 2012 22:00 ET   One can not subsist on bad news and reality alone so the reality of the outer fringes of our world’s society must be covered and even the mainstream media actually covers some real news, weird as it is, when necessary. Tonight, I start with some Barry White in honor of the...

    2.17.12 The Weekly Woo-Woo Report

    by John Galt February 17, 2012 22:00 ET   One can not subsist on bad news and reality alone so the reality of the outer fringes of our world’s society must be covered and even the mainstream media actually covers some real news, weird as it is, when necessary. Tonight, I start with some Barry White in honor of the...

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  • By John Galt November 22, 2011 – 10:00 ET Spank me, I’ve been negligent in posting these links and you’ve missed some awesome woo-woo news if you do not listen to the live podcast or the archives. So without further ado, here are the links and/or videos of some of the most insane news stories the MSM missed or you...

    11.22.11 The Weekly Woo-Woo Report: Because it’s there

    By John Galt November 22, 2011 – 10:00 ET Spank me, I’ve been negligent in posting these links and you’ve missed some awesome woo-woo news if you do not listen to the live podcast or the archives. So without further ado, here are the links and/or videos of some of the most insane news stories the MSM missed or you...

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  • By John Galt October 26, 2011 – 10:50 ET I mean, why not? So far Brazil, China, and the IMF have offered per various media reports to bail out the European Union. The only headline we haven’t seen is old Warren doing his patriotic duty to the globalist agenda and buying the entire nation to bail out the central banksters...

    Warren Buffett to Buy Greece

    By John Galt October 26, 2011 – 10:50 ET I mean, why not? So far Brazil, China, and the IMF have offered per various media reports to bail out the European Union. The only headline we haven’t seen is old Warren doing his patriotic duty to the globalist agenda and buying the entire nation to bail out the central banksters...

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  • By John Galt September 26, 2011 – 21:30 ET Just click on the links for the full story from the original source…. Cheap dates-How the ‘price’ of sex has dropped to record lows Man credited with creating Doritos dies in Dallas Library lifts 1906 ban on Mark Twain book UC Berkeley GOP group to host racist bake sale Arkansas’ lost...

    9/26 Woo-Woo Report: Apparently President Clinton Groped more than the interns’ innocence

    By John Galt September 26, 2011 – 21:30 ET Just click on the links for the full story from the original source…. Cheap dates-How the ‘price’ of sex has dropped to record lows Man credited with creating Doritos dies in Dallas Library lifts 1906 ban on Mark Twain book UC Berkeley GOP group to host racist bake sale Arkansas’ lost...

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  • By John Galt September 14, 2011 – 21:30 ET I only report the news, you can comment, barf, or whatever you feel like after reading these “interesting” tidbits from the media…. (Click on the link to read the full story) Report: Sarah Palin had fling with former Miami Heat star Glen Rice Amish men jailed for not displaying buggy safety...

    9/14 Woo-Woo Report: Say it isn’t so Sarah Palin & Avoid Chinese Health Spas

    By John Galt September 14, 2011 – 21:30 ET I only report the news, you can comment, barf, or whatever you feel like after reading these “interesting” tidbits from the media…. (Click on the link to read the full story) Report: Sarah Palin had fling with former Miami Heat star Glen Rice Amish men jailed for not displaying buggy safety...

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  • By John Galt September 9, 2011 – 05:00 ET I was remiss in posting the links to the stories earlier,  but click away on the links below to read the real news that’s “out there” and indicate that indeed we have lost our ever loving minds. Video Game Allows Players to Slaughter “Tea Party Zombies” Like Sarah Palin and Bill...

    The Woo-Woo Report: 2 days worth of Megawoo

    By John Galt September 9, 2011 – 05:00 ET I was remiss in posting the links to the stories earlier,  but click away on the links below to read the real news that’s “out there” and indicate that indeed we have lost our ever loving minds. Video Game Allows Players to Slaughter “Tea Party Zombies” Like Sarah Palin and Bill...

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  • By John Galt September 2, 2011 – 22:20 ET Just admit it: You missed it. Now that my internet has been restored, I owe you the best of the, uh, wooowski of the world…. Click on any title below to go from the links to the full story: Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops “Help! My Cow Speaks...

    9/2 Woo-Woo Report: 2 days, 2 much WOO

    By John Galt September 2, 2011 – 22:20 ET Just admit it: You missed it. Now that my internet has been restored, I owe you the best of the, uh, wooowski of the world…. Click on any title below to go from the links to the full story: Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops “Help! My Cow Speaks...

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  • By John Galt August 31, 2011 – 06:50 ET Just click on the links to find the Woo stories of the week thus far. I’m sure as the world turns even more amazing things will appear as we head into Weirdsville. Chinese chuggers compete for beer-drinking title(video at link) Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed Panda Poop Could Be Key...

    8/30 Woo-Woo Report: Snakes, Panda Poop, and Bad Moms

    By John Galt August 31, 2011 – 06:50 ET Just click on the links to find the Woo stories of the week thus far. I’m sure as the world turns even more amazing things will appear as we head into Weirdsville. Chinese chuggers compete for beer-drinking title(video at link) Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed Panda Poop Could Be Key...

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  • By John Galt August 26, 2011 – 22:15 ET Just click on the headline for the latest, greatest Woo-Woo news that I could find….THANK YOU AMERICA! Woo-Woo-Hoo! Lack of 400-pounders in lineup gets large man’s conviction overturned Captain allowed to stay in Navy despite bawdy videos Beetlemania: Feds Give 4 States $5.8 Million to Protect Insect Habitat Pat Robertson: Crack...

    8/26 WoO-Woo Report: America, Thank you for the WOO!

    By John Galt August 26, 2011 – 22:15 ET Just click on the headline for the latest, greatest Woo-Woo news that I could find….THANK YOU AMERICA! Woo-Woo-Hoo! Lack of 400-pounders in lineup gets large man’s conviction overturned Captain allowed to stay in Navy despite bawdy videos Beetlemania: Feds Give 4 States $5.8 Million to Protect Insect Habitat Pat Robertson: Crack...

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  • By John Galt August 24, 2011 – 21:30 ET Is It Time For ‘Dining Time Limit’ In NYC Restaurants? Dog eats $10K worth of diamonds Skeletons force their way out of graves in Saudi Online Islamist: East Coast earthquake ‘Allah’s punishment on Americans’

    8/24 Woo-Woo Report – Sorry, Allah did not cause the Virginia Quake

    By John Galt August 24, 2011 – 21:30 ET Is It Time For ‘Dining Time Limit’ In NYC Restaurants? Dog eats $10K worth of diamonds Skeletons force their way out of graves in Saudi Online Islamist: East Coast earthquake ‘Allah’s punishment on Americans’

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  • By John Galt August 23, 2011 – 22:30 ET Ferry runs aground after captain stuck in toilet Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp Family Says Caretaker’s Lap Dance for Alzheimer’s Patient Was Posted on YouTube $13,698 to Unclog a Toilet? Princeton to Ban Freshmen From Joining Frats Woman ‘encouraged husband to have sex with 12-year-old girl so that she...

    8/23 WOo-WOo Files Report (Going to be hard to top this one)

    By John Galt August 23, 2011 – 22:30 ET Ferry runs aground after captain stuck in toilet Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp Family Says Caretaker’s Lap Dance for Alzheimer’s Patient Was Posted on YouTube $13,698 to Unclog a Toilet? Princeton to Ban Freshmen From Joining Frats Woman ‘encouraged husband to have sex with 12-year-old girl so that she...

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  • By John Galt August 15, 2011 – 21:15 ET At the request of some of my listeners I have elected to post up the nightly “Woo-Woo” report with the strangest, most conspiratorial stories of the day as my vast news sources around the world do tend to bring up the news of the bizarre which one day might well be...

    August 15, 2011 Woo-Woo Report

    By John Galt August 15, 2011 – 21:15 ET At the request of some of my listeners I have elected to post up the nightly “Woo-Woo” report with the strangest, most conspiratorial stories of the day as my vast news sources around the world do tend to bring up the news of the bizarre which one day might well be...

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