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Donald Trump Gives the Enviro-Whacko Crowd an Aneurysm Today

by John Galt December 7, 2016 19:40 ET Today the Environmentalist quasi-Marxist Liberal Illuminati officially freaked the hell out and had a unified mad cow. Which was, by the way, fun to watch. The only thing missing is Bill Nye the not so real science guy going full freak out Beaker on us on propaganda cable television today. Why? Let’s just take one of the West Coast propaganda arms, aka, the Los Angeles Times opinion headline: Trump’s pick of Pruitt to run the EPA spells disaster for the environment Wow. One…


WTF: Chinese Little Chubby Robot Goes Terminator at High Tech Show

by John Galt November 18, 2016 20:50 ET From the What the F*** story of the week: Chinese Robot Rises Up Against Humanity Yes, seriously. And it is called Little Chubby, so how can something nicknamed after a lesbian sex toy be taken seriously? More from the Washington Examiner story: Images and reports from the Chinese social media site Weibo show that a robot nicknamed “little chubby” began destroying a booth at the China Hi-Tech Fair while it was left unattended. One picture shows a man laying on a stretcher, an…


From the WTF Things You can Not Make up 2016 Election Part II

by John Galt November 8, 2016 19:30 ET Read this Tweet carefully and look at the picture: They built a cash bar at Trump election night party– and his supporters are going to pay for it. pic.twitter.com/X18u0HieSN — Dana Milbank (@Milbank) November 8, 2016 Seriously. A billionaire (allegedly) has a “cash bar” at his “post election” party. Just WTF. Sigh.



A Reason to Hope SMOD 2016 Comes Back and Wins on Tuesday

by John Galt November 6, 2016 15:30 ET Let us all pray that SMOD decides to change the course of human history and this nightmarish election which is upon us this Tuesday. Why? No, it is not the constant Trumptardism running rampant on talk radio, the internet, social media, and non-stop on almost every television channel. No, it is not the annoying voice after every other #*@!ing ad saying “this ad approved by Hillary Clinton for President” or the fact that her maid, one more time, her maid had access to…



Thank you Hofstra University Wussies for this Hilarious, Pathetic Sign

by John Galt September 26, 2016 19:45 ET Is any comment necessary about the wussification of the sissies at Hofstra? This sign was just outside of the event hall where tonight’s Presidential debate is being held. Now go have a good cry with your sissy, socialist, special snowflake, retarded, anti-American, school counselor.


World’s Largest Satanic Organization Opens International HQ in Salem, MA (Video)

by John Galt September 25, 2016 11:00 ET Just WTF. From the RT article on the organization and the opening of this location in Salem, MA: The Satanic Temple does not worship Satan but, according to its website, believers practice empathy, compassion and believe in individual sovereignty and the rejection of tyrannical authority. Rightttttttt….. And Hillary Clinton doesn’t have people who attack her murdered either.


From the WTF File: Google Street View Blurs Cow’s face to protect its PRIVACY!

by John Galt September 16, 2016 18:35 ET It could be from the WTF file. Instead, it’s more like the “you can’t make this shit up” file. From RT: ‘Overzealous’ Google Street View blurs cow’s face to protect its privacy Google Street View obscures the faces of people and license plates to protect privacy. But when it was revealed that it had blurred the muzzle of a cow from Cambridge, it made the animal an online celeb. The cow with a blurred muzzle was discovered online by the Guardian paper’s American…


Just WTF at the University of Iowa

by John Galt August 25, 2016 20:00 ET This message is addressed not just to the University of Iowa, but to the entire Big 10: WTF? Seriously. From the Iowa City Press Citizen: Iowa professor: Herky the Hawk ought to smile more Excerpted: A University of Iowa professor is asking for the Department of Athletics to allow the university’s mascot, Herky the Hawk, to display a wider array of facial expressions in university publications. “I believe incoming students should be met with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages,” Resmiye Oral,…


Hillary and Kim-Jong-Un Both Love Katy Perry

by John Galt July 28, 2016 23:30 ET I swear, I can not make this shit up. At the end of Hitlery’s droning on and on and on about nothing but bullcrap the song played was well: Yup, she played that song. The only conclusion is obvious: Dictators and wannabe communist dictators love Katy Perry. Excuse me now, I have to rinse my mouth and ears out with Jim Beam.


Rush Limbaugh Joins Alex Jones in the Radio Lunacy Hall of Fame

by John Galt July 24, 2016 11:30 ET The insanity of the imploding Republican Party and Fox News Channel continues to spin out into the media world as the number one host on talk radio, Rush Limbaugh has decided to put paydays ahead of principles as he slips into woo-woo world to join Alex Jones in the future Trump wing of the Radio Lunacy Hall of Fame. In a rambling statement akin to the insane and inane commentaries by fringe broadcaster Alex Jones, Rush decided to launch an attack on someone…


Ben Carson goes Captain Insano: Trump Kids Disadvantaged Because of Growing up Wealthy!

by John Galt July 21, 2016 21:25 ET This one goes in the WTF, triple face palm category of THANK GOD HE WAS NEVER A SERIOUS CONTENDER. Or what the **** did he prescribe for himself to ally with Trump and stay stupid crap like this: Yup, spoiled is horrible. Doc, if you would like I can take you to meet some homeless families where the kids are lucky to get 1200 calories a day. No wonder the GOP gets the reputation it deserves with asinine statements like this. (h/t Beckett…



Oh Hell No! Damn you Burger King, Damn you to Hell! (VIDEO)

by John Galt June 22, 2016 17:40 ET Burger King has launched evil upon this nation. Not just any evil. Cheetos evil. Not the Donald Trump Cheetos face orange tan type of insanity, but a new snack which for those of us involved in sales and management and are on the road a lot, may tempt us to see the King one more time for something completely different. This is rolling out nationwide soon and this is not funny, not in the least. I may have to visit an addiction clinic…


“Black Lives Matter” shows their Ass Again After Orlando Terrorist Attack (VIDEO)

by John Galt June 16, 2016 19:45 ET And the morons at the University of Missouri wonder why they are experiencing revenue shortfalls, enrollment declines,  and their graduates not sought after nor being hired by serious corporations… Stupid assed commielibs deserve everything bad that happens to them.



Amerika We Need a CME: VA Wants to Provide Transgender Surgeries

by John Galt July 7, 2016 20:45 ET If God is listening, please crank up the sun and turn out the lights. This story has left a bitter taste of vodka and barf in my mouth tonight: From Stars and Stripes on June 3rd: VA Wants to Provide Transgender Surgeries Excerpted: Sex reassignment surgeries might soon be covered by the Department of Veterans Affairs. The VA has proposed lifting its ban on the medical procedures, which treat a condition called gender dysphoria and allow a man to live as a woman…


Goodbye Amerika, We are Toast

by John Galt June 1, 2016 22:20 ET Just as I was getting ready for bed, I see a Tweet referencing a listing on “TLC” (formerly known as The Learning Channel) which made me vomit in my mouth and shake my head in disgust: Just what the fawk. Seriously. And yes, it’s real as I hit the magic satanic search engine and up pops this from People Magazine: Transgender Kids Can Fully Be Themselves at This One-Of-A-Kind Summer Camp I refuse to quote from that article nor discuss the psychological nor…


Welcome to Florida! Meet one of my Guard Dogs :)

by John Galt May 31, 2016 20:10 ET Don’t steal my paper, just sayin’! The biggest gator I’ve ever seen in my life was about 12-13 feet and his belly swayed because he had just eaten a neighborhood dog according to a police report my golfing partner read the next day. As usual the course ranger drove up like the senile old fart that he was and said “you need to speed up your play” to which I replied, “you might want to keep your ****ing pets off the greens.” He…


FREAK SHOW Award Winner 2016: Santa Monica College Students Get Married to the Sea (VIDEO)

by John Galt May 26, 2016 17:30 ET No wonder California is one of the most effed up places on earth and people with sanity who wish to preserve America and their Constitutional rights are fleeing in droves. The group of students in the ceremony filmed below decided to get into an “ecosexual” (I kid you not, that’s the term) relationship with the ocean. The filthy, cold, nasty Pacific Ocean where Southern California drops it’s sewage and chemical waste in such quantities as to keep Godzilla from wanting to visit that…


Now you Can Electrocute Yourself with a Shock if you Spend Too Much (VIDEO)

by John Galt May 22, 2016 22:00 ET Thankfully the foolish ideas of personal responsibility and budgeting are no longer pertinent. Now the future has arrived now with a device which allows the individual to get electrocuted, er, shocked like a dog that strays too far when he or she spends too much money. The weird thing is, I do remember a way to control this before the cashless society and mega credit card issuance as people had real ‘cash’ which when one ran out of actual physical cash, the spending…


This is Perhaps the WORST Movie Review in History

by John Galt February 27, 2016 20:35 ET All I can say is wow. The new movie Gods of Egypt must really, really, really, suck. It only received a 13% critics rating on RottenTomatoes.com but this one review has to be the worse review of a movie I’ve ever read in my life. Just wow. IF you decide to go watch this movie,  you’re a better person than I because that review is not just a warning, but a repulsive one at that. You can read the full review at this…


What Kind of Idiots is the Trump Campaign Hiring?!?!

by John Galt January 21, 2016 22:05 ET (h/t RedState.com) Donald Trump, the future Emperor of the United States, apparently has a personnel management problem on his Facebook page. Don’t believe me? Check out this Twitter photo snapshot courtesy of Josh Perry of Trump’s Facebook page earlier today: The first clue for me was the fact that there were two medals which stand out; the Hero of the Soviet Union medal highlighted here: Then of course there is an also an Order of Lenin medal which last time I checked was…


The Ultimate Guide to the Doom and Destruction for the Rest of 2015 Part 1: Economic Collapse

by John Galt July 26, 2015 18:00 ET 2015 could well be known as the year where we who were lucky, or unlucky, enough to survive may  have the opportunity to mark the beginning of the end of mankind’s civilized era of the past three hundred years as we know it. Pax Americana of the past 70 years also could become easily, the Iron Curtain of America as our society implodes as a result of events overseas, domestically, and worse, natural disasters warned about in the past, yet never properly prepared…


ISISjobs.com

by John Galt February 18, 2015 18:00 ET Since the United States Department of State spokeswoman, Marie Harf, has unfortunately brought the “dumb blonde” stereotype back into vogue with this comment yesterday: “We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them, so are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians they’re in this fight with us,” Harf told Matthews. “But we cannot win this war by killing them, we cannot kill our way out of this war. We need, in the longer term, medium and longer…


My Mea Culpa or Who Really is This John Galt

by John Galt February 8, 2015 15:20 ET Several years ago when I was quite active broadcasting on shortwave and writing at a much more prolific pace than currently, someone asked me what my real name was and what my philosophy on life, economics, politics, and reality really was all about. The truth shall set you free so at the end of this article, I shall enlighten my readers with my real name yet not my address as I explain why I write under this pen name and what this website…




04.25.14 TEOTWAWKI RADIO SHOW: Capitalism reality check and WAR COVERAGE!

by John Galt April 25, 2014 15:30 ET By the time I return from happy hour watching the yachts cruise in and out of Sarasota Bay, I fully expect at least 4 armored brigades plus a blitz of Russian attack aircraft to begin laying waste to what little resistance the Ukrainian military wishes to offer. Needless to say I will begin that coverage shortly after the show begins where I will provide a real life instructive piece of truth as to how capitalism really works and why YOU, my listeners will…


Stupid Hurts: How do you Kill that which has No Life?

  by John Galt October 8, 2012 19:30 ET   Gang, I can’t stop laughing, not because I am a geek, but because the geeks and 40 somethings still living in their Mom’s basement are now pissed off as hell.   This story from Wired Magazine tickled my funny bone:   Hacker Goes on Massive WoW Killing Spree; World Survives   Funny? Oh hell yes. The video from YouTube within the article is even better, including the title (minus Stupid Hurts) from one of the comments guarantees hilarity ensues as every…


Friday Night Dance-Off Fun: Army, USMC, or Navy?

  by John Galt September 21, 2012 21:30 ET   The poll is below the videos, please vote once, comment if you would like as we need a brief break from reality tonight. Who did the best (or worst depending on your musical tastes) music video parody?   Personally, I like the USMC, but then again, I’m biased.   U.S. Army in Afghanistan performing Lady Gaga:   &nbsp USMC in Iraq, Lady Gaga again:     US Naval Academy performing “Gangam Style” at Annapolis:     Tough choices.   Who was…



2.17.12 The Weekly Woo-Woo Report

by John Galt February 17, 2012 22:00 ET   One can not subsist on bad news and reality alone so the reality of the outer fringes of our world’s society must be covered and even the mainstream media actually covers some real news, weird as it is, when necessary. Tonight, I start with some Barry White in honor of the now former Indian government officials who elected to “get it on” while working it out on the job.   Click on the links below to read the stories in full India…


11.22.11 The Weekly Woo-Woo Report: Because it’s there

By John Galt November 22, 2011 – 10:00 ET Spank me, I’ve been negligent in posting these links and you’ve missed some awesome woo-woo news if you do not listen to the live podcast or the archives. So without further ado, here are the links and/or videos of some of the most insane news stories the MSM missed or you just have to read to believe from the past week or so…… Fired for Shunning the Mark of the Beast Teacher Posts Bail After Arrest For Masturbating In Class Killer Cows…


Warren Buffett to Buy Greece

By John Galt October 26, 2011 – 10:50 ET I mean, why not? So far Brazil, China, and the IMF have offered per various media reports to bail out the European Union. The only headline we haven’t seen is old Warren doing his patriotic duty to the globalist agenda and buying the entire nation to bail out the central banksters of Europe and the world. Who can forget this brown nosing gem from Business Insider and the Fiscal Times: Warren Buffett’s Patriotic Bailouts He did his job in 2008 and bailed…


9/26 Woo-Woo Report: Apparently President Clinton Groped more than the interns’ innocence

By John Galt September 26, 2011 – 21:30 ET Just click on the links for the full story from the original source…. Cheap dates-How the ‘price’ of sex has dropped to record lows Man credited with creating Doritos dies in Dallas Library lifts 1906 ban on Mark Twain book UC Berkeley GOP group to host racist bake sale Arkansas’ lost moon rock found in Clinton’s files


9/14 Woo-Woo Report: Say it isn’t so Sarah Palin & Avoid Chinese Health Spas

By John Galt September 14, 2011 – 21:30 ET I only report the news, you can comment, barf, or whatever you feel like after reading these “interesting” tidbits from the media…. (Click on the link to read the full story) Report: Sarah Palin had fling with former Miami Heat star Glen Rice Amish men jailed for not displaying buggy safety signs Baby suckles directly from cow for milk Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa


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