by John Galt October 8, 2012 19:30 ET Gang, I can’t stop laughing, not because I am a geek, but because the geeks and 40 somethings still living in their Mom’s basement are now pissed off as hell. This story from Wired Magazine tickled my funny bone: Hacker Goes on Massive WoW Killing Spree; World Survives Funny? Oh hell yes. The video from YouTube within the article is even better, including the title (minus Stupid Hurts) from one of the…
by John Galt September 21, 2012 21:30 ET The poll is below the videos, please vote once, comment if you would like as we need a brief break from reality tonight. Who did the best (or worst depending on your musical tastes) music video parody? Personally, I like the USMC, but then again, I’m biased. U.S. Army in Afghanistan performing Lady Gaga:   USMC in Iraq, Lady Gaga again: US Naval Academy performing “Gangam Style” at Annapolis: …
by John Galt September 12, 2012 21:50 ET Yup. Nukes from China? Nah. Terrorist banksters destroying our currency? Nah. Fat ass, it’s you: Four more years equals the end of freedom. And fries.
by John Galt February 17, 2012 22:00 ET One can not subsist on bad news and reality alone so the reality of the outer fringes of our world’s society must be covered and even the mainstream media actually covers some real news, weird as it is, when necessary. Tonight, I start with some Barry White in honor of the now former Indian government officials who elected to “get it on” while working it out on the job. Click on the links below to…
By John Galt November 22, 2011 – 10:00 ET Spank me, I’ve been negligent in posting these links and you’ve missed some awesome woo-woo news if you do not listen to the live podcast or the archives. So without further ado, here are the links and/or videos of some of the most insane news stories the MSM missed or you just have to read to believe from the past week or so…… Fired for Shunning the Mark of the Beast Teacher Posts Bail After Arrest…
By John Galt October 26, 2011 – 10:50 ET I mean, why not? So far Brazil, China, and the IMF have offered per various media reports to bail out the European Union. The only headline we haven’t seen is old Warren doing his patriotic duty to the globalist agenda and buying the entire nation to bail out the central banksters of Europe and the world. Who can forget this brown nosing gem from Business Insider and the Fiscal Times: Warren Buffett’s Patriotic Bailouts He did…
By John Galt September 26, 2011 – 21:30 ET Just click on the links for the full story from the original source…. Cheap dates-How the ‘price’ of sex has dropped to record lows Man credited with creating Doritos dies in Dallas Library lifts 1906 ban on Mark Twain book UC Berkeley GOP group to host racist bake sale Arkansas’ lost moon rock found in Clinton’s files
By John Galt September 14, 2011 – 21:30 ET I only report the news, you can comment, barf, or whatever you feel like after reading these “interesting” tidbits from the media…. (Click on the link to read the full story) Report: Sarah Palin had fling with former Miami Heat star Glen Rice Amish men jailed for not displaying buggy safety signs Baby suckles directly from cow for milk Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa
By John Galt September 9, 2011 – 05:00 ET I was remiss in posting the links to the stories earlier, but click away on the links below to read the real news that’s “out there” and indicate that indeed we have lost our ever loving minds. Video Game Allows Players to Slaughter “Tea Party Zombies” Like Sarah Palin and Bill O’Reilly Insect Eating: EU Project Gets £2.5M in Grants Professor: Ugly people need ‘affirmative action’ Nearly 40 per cent of Europeans suffer mental illness Elderly…
By John Galt September 2, 2011 – 22:20 ET Just admit it: You missed it. Now that my internet has been restored, I owe you the best of the, uh, wooowski of the world…. Click on any title below to go from the links to the full story: Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops “Help! My Cow Speaks Cantonese!” China tightens security, bans pigeon flying in Xinjiang Magic blamed for road mishap ‘Contempt’ for Not Standing on a Broken Leg And now, my…
By John Galt August 31, 2011 – 06:50 ET Just click on the links to find the Woo stories of the week thus far. I’m sure as the world turns even more amazing things will appear as we head into Weirdsville. Chinese chuggers compete for beer-drinking title(video at link) Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed Panda Poop Could Be Key To Producing Biofuels Man nabbed at U.S. airport with snakes in his pants
By John Galt August 26, 2011 – 22:15 ET Just click on the headline for the latest, greatest Woo-Woo news that I could find….THANK YOU AMERICA! Woo-Woo-Hoo! Lack of 400-pounders in lineup gets large man’s conviction overturned Captain allowed to stay in Navy despite bawdy videos Beetlemania: Feds Give 4 States $5.8 Million to Protect Insect Habitat Pat Robertson: Crack in Washington Monument ‘Sign from the Lord?’ Cops: Babysitter Puts Kid in Stroller, Loads Him Onto a Truck Bed and Goes for a Ride (Video)…
By John Galt August 24, 2011 – 21:30 ET Is It Time For ‘Dining Time Limit’ In NYC Restaurants? Dog eats $10K worth of diamonds Skeletons force their way out of graves in Saudi Online Islamist: East Coast earthquake ‘Allah’s punishment on Americans’
By John Galt August 23, 2011 – 22:30 ET Ferry runs aground after captain stuck in toilet Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp Family Says Caretaker’s Lap Dance for Alzheimer’s Patient Was Posted on YouTube $13,698 to Unclog a Toilet? Princeton to Ban Freshmen From Joining Frats Woman ‘encouraged husband to have sex with 12-year-old girl so that she would get pregnant and they could claim more benefits’
By John Galt August 15, 2011 – 21:15 ET At the request of some of my listeners I have elected to post up the nightly “Woo-Woo” report with the strangest, most conspiratorial stories of the day as my vast news sources around the world do tend to bring up the news of the bizarre which one day might well be the norm. Without further ado, simply click on the titles to view each story at their original source in all their glory. Obesity and debt…
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