By John Galt
December 23, 2011 – 05:50 ET
Grandmabear got runned over by a Plungerdeer
Walking home from Wall Street Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa rallies,
But for me and Art Cashin, we believe.
The bears had been drinkin’ too much eggnog,
And we’d begged them to buy more Citigroup.
But they’d believed too much in Whitney,
So off the margin calls knocked them for a loop.
When they found them Christmas mornin’,
At the scene of the attacks,
There were Fed prints on their behinds,
And incriminatin’ PPT claw backs.
Grandmabear got runned over by a Plungerdeer
Walking home from Wall Street Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa rallies,
But for me and Art Cashin, we believe.
Now we’re all so proud of Rosie,
He’s been takin’ this oh so well.
See him in there watchin’ Greek yields,
Drinkin beer and raisin’ hell.
It’s just not Christmas without a bear trap.
With all CNBC’s hosts giving flack.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Is it time to short AFLAC?
Grandmabear got runned over by a Plungerdeer
Walking home from Wall Street Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa rallies,
But for me and Art Cashin, we believe.
Now that oil’s at one hundred,
And the Euro wants to tank.
When’s the Dow at 20,000?
Cause we need more money in the bank.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors.
Madoff ain’t the only one.
Da Plunger team has no mercy,
Til they steal every dime those son of a guns.
Grandmabear got runned over by a Plungerdeer
Walking home from Wall Street Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa rallies,
But for me and Art Cashin, we believe.
Sung to:
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
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