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10.19 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Best Election Ever (or not)

by John Galt October 19, 2016 17:00 ET With less than two weeks until the election, if you’re reading this and you are sober I pity your soul! I’m not going to post a link to the debate tonight because it’s on every network and every website imaginable so you’ll just be coming here to find out  how to drink properly and of course to see if I was kind enough to provide liver transplant doctor recommendations. The Best Election Ever is now turning into the National Enquirer Election where both…


Welcome to the B.R.U.S.A.

by John Galt October 12, 2016 20:00 ET Welcome to the Banana Republic of the United States of America (B.R.U.S.A.) In just the past week we’ve had stories like this one: And this one (warning uncensored language): And this one: John Podesta Asked Hillary Clinton to Court ‘Needy Latinos’ in WikiLeaks Email And this one: At Wells Fargo, Complaints About Fraudulent Accounts Since 2005 Of course the media is now part of the Clinton campaign so that officially puts us in Third World territory (via WikiLeaks): Of course when a Banana…



Welcome to Trump TV

by John Galt October 11, 2016 19:00 ET Hillaryous! @redsteeze pic.twitter.com/GW4BZlGQEw — I Told You So (@BenHowe) October 10, 2016 Yes, it is from a left wing fruit group. Yes, it does mock formerly conservative icons. And yes, it is so true it is pathetic. Well done commies, well done.


On the Trump Tax Issue, Warren Buffett is Full of Crap

by John Galt October 10, 2016 20:55 ET Today the financial propaganda infomercial media, aka, CNBC, published the following story: Warren Buffett fires back at Donald Trump’s comments about his taxes In the story linked above the Orifice of Omaha stated the following: “I have paid federal income tax every year since 1944, when I was 13. (Though, being a slow starter, I owed only $7 in tax that year.) I have copies of all 72 of my returns and none uses a carryforward,” Buffett said in a statement. So let’s…


The Unofficial Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Porn King vs. Murderess

by John Galt October 9, 2016 17:00 ET Just when you think the Presidential race of 2016 couldn’t sink any lower, well, BOOM! There ya go. In the RED Corner we have the Perverted Purveyor of Pussy Policital Pontification, Donald “Grab ’em Where it Counts” Trump. In the BLUE Corner we have the Killer of Chappaqua, the Queen of Mean, the Butcher of Benghazi, the one, the only, Hillary “You’ll like me or I’ll kill you” Clinton. Bill Clinton will not be in attendance tonight as he wants to find some…


IT’S OVER! The Terminator Withdraws his Support for Donald Trump for President

by John Galt October 8, 2016 17:10 ET Turn out the lights, the Trumptards wish for the Donald to win the Presidency are all but over tonight. The Terminator has withdrawn his support for Donald Trump: As proud as I am to label myself a Republican, there is one label that I hold above all else – American. My full statement: pic.twitter.com/biRvY8S3aZ — Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) October 8, 2016 #BestElectionEver


10.4 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Snoring is an Automatic Triple Drink Penalty

by John Galt October 4, 2016 19:00 ET Welcome to the first ever Vice-Presidential debate ever to be held at an app from a video game. That’s right, Farmville: Only in Amurica. So tonight, keeping with the lack of interest or desire to watch or participate in this exciting debate between Governor “Let’s watch Paint Dry is more Interesting” Pence versus Governor “Hillary needed a Poodle and I’m Housebroken” Kaine, I shall keep the rules simple so the survivors can watch pre-season NHL hockey, repeats of “American Ninja Warrior 2016”, or…



Ron Paul is Right: No on Trump, No on Hillary, No on Gary Johnson, No on Stein (Video)

by John Galt October 1, 2016 18:50 ET Dr. Paul, you have no idea how much the real Libertarians miss you. This awesome video sums up the problem with the field of Presidential Candidates as Fox Business’ Stuart Varney asks Ron Paul who he will vote for (starting at 3:43 but the entire interview is worth watching): Amen Dr. Paul, Amen.


Trump’s VP Candidate Mike Pence Believes Man Plays a Role in Climate Change

by John Galt September 27, 2016 20:30 ET Apparently, Donald Trump does not have a team which screens anything or anyone and they just shoot from the hip and wing it as they have everything in his life up to now. Governor Mike Pence of Indiana has demonstrated once again that he is actually an anti-Constitution Progressive in drag with this latest story; one which directly contradicts the statements and alleged beliefs of the man at the top of the ticket, Donald Trump. From The Blaze: Mike Pence breaks from Trump,…


Sorry Trumptards: Donald Trump Lost the Debate with the Hildabeast

by John Galt September 26, 2016 23:00 ET Trump opened the debate strong. Then he turned into the wimpiest pile of steaming whatever I’ve seen to date. Marco Rubio must be at home wondering tonight if his balls had fully developed how much he would have whipped Trump if he had behaved like this. Whatever advice Trump got, he needs to forget. After the first 20 minutes he looked weak, indecisive, and unable to defend his record in short concise sentences as he was obviously lying. He needs to take a…


The Unofficial 2016 1st Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Bullfest 2016

by John Galt September 26, 2016 17:00 ET Yup, the theme tonight is “don’t say facts, say bull!” Here is the Fox News live video link for the program tonight: Welcome to Bullfest 2016, America’s every 4 year fertilizer spreading festival known as the Presidential Debates. In the Blue corner, we have the nastiest woman alive, willing to kill soldiers, lawyers, and interns to stay in power regardless of how much bonking her husband engages in and regardless if they are of legal age or not. Her qualifications are that she…




From Zero to Weasel in Less than 60 Seconds: Ted Cruz Interview on the Glenn Beck Radio Show (Audio)

by John Galt September 26, 2016 15:50 ET Thank you to Glenn Beck for having the balls to ask the man he once called “America’s last best hope” and exposing this fraud as just another politician. For those of you who piled blood, sweat, tears, and fortune into this man’s campaign please explain to me the difference between Ted Cruz, Rush Limbaugh, and Marco Rubio? All are apparently political opportunists, spewing lies and bullshit, and willing to do whatever it takes to retain power and profit. Welcome to the weasel club…


The Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Supreme Court Fallacy

by John Galt September 24, 2016 21:25 ET As the Cruz Crew continues to implode over his recent endorsement of Donald Trump, a sad reality has emerged within the conservative media and deliberately bled into the mainstream so as to provide some modicum of cover for Senator Cruz and those within the Trump camp who did not want his endorsement. The most fascinating part of the narrative has been the sudden addition of potential judicial nominees to the Supreme Court that Donald Trump released the day before Ted Cruz endorsed him….


Ted Cruz Endorses Donald Trump: Go Vote While Unconscious (Drunk)

by John Galt September 23, 2016 15:40 ET Just sigh. The most principled Constitutionalist who ran for the Presidency in decades has now decided to change his stance from “vote your conscience” to supporting the Cheetos Jesus. I get the pressure. I understand the feeling of being left out of the reindeer games with his fellow Republicrats. But just ugh. The only commentary I have on this, and please remember, I’m a registered Libertarian since 2004 who is NOT voting for Gary Johnson is the following: I want my money back….


What the Federal Reserve Really Said Today: We Despise Trump

by John Galt September 21, 2016 19:20 ET The Federal Reserve Open Market Committee (FOMC) issued their statement on interest rates and the always wrong economic outlook at 2 p.m. today (From the Federal Reserve webpage): Release Date: September 21, 2016 For release at 2:00 p.m. EDT Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in July indicates that the labor market has continued to strengthen and growth of economic activity has picked up from the modest pace seen in the first half of this year. Although the unemployment rate…


When You See Stories Like This, the Market Top is In

by John Galt September 16, 2016 19:50 ET When you see stories like this one (via Business Insider): Yeah, it usually means the market top is in. When the pie in the sky insanity after years of predicting market crashes and booms winds down to the end of the a credit and business cycle, the insane stories start to appear attributing rallies to elections, Issac Newton, Trump’s belly button lint, or the length and duration of Hillary Clinton’s Parkinson seizures. The truth sucks but God forbid the pump and dumpers tell…


Dude You’re Getting a Dell Screwing Over

by John Galt September 9, 2016 18:50 ET Ah yes, the classics, even though the line about customer service was proven to be 100% bullshit. Of course with the news of the last 48 hours, Dell Computer just basically gave Donald “My Illegals are OK, yours aren’t” Trump a brand new campaign commercial. From Wolf Street: Dell-EMC to Lay Off 2,000 – 3,000 US Workers after Requesting 5,000 H-1B Visas & Green Cards to Import Foreign Workers I would suggest clicking on the link to see the full story just so…


Rush Limbaugh is Full of Shit

by John Galt September 7, 2016 20:00 ET “Conservatism, as has been applied the last 10 years, what do we have to show for it? We have a bunch of midterm election victories, but nothing done with them. And, if you’re really serious about how bad things are but you can’t find it in yourself to oppose Hillary Clinton, then you’re worthless.” – Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, September 7, 2016 I guess I’m worthless or Rush Limbaugh is full of shit. I will go with the latter. In 1996…


I Have Surrendered and Agree with the Lesser of Two Evils Argument

by John Galt September 6, 2016 21:25 ET The surrender of Mark Levin to the ideal of “the lesser of two evils” argument and thus his decision to support Donald Trump for President is quite logical when one takes a deep, introspective look at the consequences of a Hillary Clinton Presidency. This talking point has been the mainstay of so-called conservative talk radio hosts for decades now as Rush, Sean Hannity, and others used it when arguing for Robert Dole, a candidate equally as horrid in quality as Trump, again with…


And Another Conservative Icon Abandons his Principles to Vote for Trump

by John Galt September 6, 2016 19:50 ET Twitter’s reaction summed it up the best: Mark Levin ''I'm going to vote for @realDonaldTrump on election day.'' #Foxnews — Sweet Pea (@BayShoreIsHome) September 6, 2016 Basically this leaves Glenn Beck and Steve Deace, two of the original “Never Trump” members out in the wilderness. With Mark Levin choosing to vote for Donald Trump, this election is now dividing the conservative movement in ways that the Clinton Crime Family could only have had wet dreams about in the past. This is unfortunately a…


So the Pro-Trump Patriot Movement is Reduced to Picklegate?

by John Galt August 30, 2016 21:10 ET Let me get this straight. Hillary Clinton is leading a conspiracy theory that because she didn’t really open a jar of pickles on a taped national television show that a liberal talk show host set up as a comedy bit. Of course Alex Jones consulted with the Trump team via his secret decoder ring and found out how to attack this subject: Whoops, wrong video: So last night Wolf Blitzer of CNN infamy, since no one watches that network any longer, was a…


And Another Presidential Candidate Implodes: Gary Johnson is NOT a Libertarian

by John Galt August 24, 2016 20:15 ET Gary Johnson, the Presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party has officially lost my tentative support and probably proven to many within the party that he is a fraud, someone who is not actually a dedicated Libertarian, but more of a Liberal parading around in a Constitutional dress. The following quote from an interview in the Juneau Empire on August 21st sealed the deal for me: “I envy all of you,” he said. “I think it’s the most beautiful state in the country.” Climate…


The Trump Circus Continues as Another Campaign Manager is Fired

by John Galt August 17, 2016 04:50 ET Just when you think the circus that is the Donald Trump for President campaign can’t go any more insane, the Trumpster decided to fire, er, “demote” Paul Manafort as his campaign manager and hire guess who? That’s right, someone with no experience, a Republican pollster by the name of Kellyanne Conway who has never run any type of national campaign in her career. But it gets better. Trump must have had a Twitter enlightenment moment because he doubled down with his hire for…



Trump Win: He’s in Hillary’s Head and it’s Pretty Empty and Evil in there (Video)

by John Galt July 27, 2016 17:45 ET This is without a doubt the funniest video of the campaign thus far and illustrates why Trump will probably (gak) win in November: The morons at the DNC fell for the same thing the Republican opposition did against him during the primaries: THEY FREAKED OUT. Hillary’s people have been all over TV screeching like banshees with their tails on fire. The so-called politically correct media has been even funnier in their reaction: What these morons don’t realize is that the Russians have already…


In the “Did Goebbels Approve this Lawsuit” News of the Day

by John Galt July 26, 2016 19:15 ET In the “Did Goebbels Approve this Lawsuit” news of the day, wow, just wow, what a loser the Drumpf campaign is (courtesy of Fox10 Phoenix)…. In case you need that “patriotic” recharge from the “El Cheapo Cheeto” here is their full Pensacola performance: At least Goebbels would have paid them or something…


Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson Starting to win the Hollywood Endorsements

by John Galt July 24, 2016 17:30 ET Yeah, that guy. The Libertarian Presidential Candidate, in fact the only Presidential candidate to climb Mount Everest. In what I would call a bizarre twist, if this is not the start of truly liberty loving souls in Hollywood daring to upset the Hildabeast/Trumptard domination of the political landscape then this story means nothing; however I think it is a hint of a deluge of endorsements and money to come (From Red Alert Politics): Drew Carey endorses Gary Johnson: “I don’t need a national…


Rush Limbaugh Joins Alex Jones in the Radio Lunacy Hall of Fame

by John Galt July 24, 2016 11:30 ET The insanity of the imploding Republican Party and Fox News Channel continues to spin out into the media world as the number one host on talk radio, Rush Limbaugh has decided to put paydays ahead of principles as he slips into woo-woo world to join Alex Jones in the future Trump wing of the Radio Lunacy Hall of Fame. In a rambling statement akin to the insane and inane commentaries by fringe broadcaster Alex Jones, Rush decided to launch an attack on someone…



Ben Carson goes Captain Insano: Trump Kids Disadvantaged Because of Growing up Wealthy!

by John Galt July 21, 2016 21:25 ET This one goes in the WTF, triple face palm category of THANK GOD HE WAS NEVER A SERIOUS CONTENDER. Or what the **** did he prescribe for himself to ally with Trump and stay stupid crap like this: Yup, spoiled is horrible. Doc, if you would like I can take you to meet some homeless families where the kids are lucky to get 1200 calories a day. No wonder the GOP gets the reputation it deserves with asinine statements like this. (h/t Beckett…


Alex Jones Shows his Ass Again: Gets into Confrontation with the Young Turks Program ON THEIR SET! (Video)

by John Galt July 21, 2016 19:30 ET Even though Roger Stone is in the picture initially trolling with Jr. Space Cadet Trumptard 1st Class Alex Jones, it tells you everything you need to know about the Trump campaign when they decide to allow him to partially be a part of their media campaign. Alex is not what I would call a positive reinforcement for the American people but hey, he has seen Charlie Sheen’s hernia and I can’t make that claim to fame (start at 3:58): Of course tonight’s representation…


Trump wants Former Goldman Sachs Banker Who Worked for George Soros as Treasury Secretary!

by John Galt July 21, 2016 09:00 ET Sometimes, some days, reality is more bizarre than fiction. After enduring months of the “Hedi Cruz Goldman Sachs” argument from the Trumptards, here comes their boy Donald Trump with his announced nominee for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury and hoo-boy is it a beaut. From Fortune Magazine, yesterday: Here Is Who Donald Trump Wants for Treasury Secretary Excerpt: Donald Trump has told prospective donors that, if elected president, he plans to nominate former Goldman Sachs banker Steve Mnuchin for U.S. Treasury Secretary. That’s…


Poll of Active Duty Military shows Libertarian Johnson Beating Hillary and Trump

by John Galt July 21, 2016 07:40 ET If things are not bad enough for the poorly organized Trump campaign and criminally corrupt Clinton crime family, The Hill breaks out this shocking story about a poll of active duty U.S. military: Poll: Libertarian Johnson beating Trump, Clinton among active troops Excerpt: Military troops favor Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson for president over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, according to a new survey. Johnson garnered 38.7 percent of the active duty vote, versus 30.9 for Trump, and 14.1 for Clinton, according to the…



This is Now my Favorite Republican Convention Moment of all Time (Video)

by John Galt July 20, 2016 05:30 ET Normally the conventions are boring affairs. The powers in charge crush the average people, violate their own rules (like they did on Monday in Cleveland), and never stick to a schedule so working people go to bed before the good speakers come on late at night. Didn’t they learn anything from the declining MLB prime time ratings? Thus when Melania Trump spoke on Monday night, I missed the entire plagiarizing portion of the speech which was suddenly a stupid scandal. Melania is a…


Hillary Clinton has Another Reason to Hate Obama

by John Galt July 19, 2016 20:45 ET Poor Hillary. Okay, I’m joking and right about now the 5 Clintonistas that read my blog on a daily basis are probably blathering about what kind of hate I’m about to spew about their witch, er, candidate. Unfortunately, for them, this is an observation on the gift that keeps on giving: the manipulated fraudulent Obama economy. After eight years of manufactured and at best fictional economic data the Clinton campaign should be worried about what is about to hit. Besides, as she says…


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