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10.19 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Best Election Ever (or not)

by John Galt October 19, 2016 17:00 ET With less than two weeks until the election, if you’re reading this and you are sober I pity your soul! I’m not going to post a link to the debate tonight because it’s on every network and every website imaginable so you’ll just be coming here to find out  how to drink properly and of course to see if I was kind enough to provide liver transplant doctor recommendations. The Best Election Ever is now turning into the National Enquirer Election where both…


Welcome to the B.R.U.S.A.

by John Galt October 12, 2016 20:00 ET Welcome to the Banana Republic of the United States of America (B.R.U.S.A.) In just the past week we’ve had stories like this one: And this one (warning uncensored language): And this one: John Podesta Asked Hillary Clinton to Court ‘Needy Latinos’ in WikiLeaks Email And this one: At Wells Fargo, Complaints About Fraudulent Accounts Since 2005 Of course the media is now part of the Clinton campaign so that officially puts us in Third World territory (via WikiLeaks): Of course when a Banana…



The Unofficial Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Porn King vs. Murderess

by John Galt October 9, 2016 17:00 ET Just when you think the Presidential race of 2016 couldn’t sink any lower, well, BOOM! There ya go. In the RED Corner we have the Perverted Purveyor of Pussy Policital Pontification, Donald “Grab ’em Where it Counts” Trump. In the BLUE Corner we have the Killer of Chappaqua, the Queen of Mean, the Butcher of Benghazi, the one, the only, Hillary “You’ll like me or I’ll kill you” Clinton. Bill Clinton will not be in attendance tonight as he wants to find some…


Wikilame Disappoints Again and Alex Jones Does an EPIC Implosion Live on INFOWARS

by John Galt October 4, 2016 19:30 ET I wish to thank CAFEdotcom on Twitter for posting this nicely edited shorter version (warning strong language): Alex Jones went absolutely insane over Wikileaks, and it was REALLY fun to watch. (by @MattBinder) pic.twitter.com/CuVYznqs7j — CAFE (@cafedotcom) October 4, 2016 Of course all 3 plus hours from overnight is available at the Alex Jones INFOWARS channel on YouTube and the EPIC portion starts at 2:00:00 into the video: Hilarious. Just hilarious. I’m glad I didn’t stay up all night drinking grape Kool-Aid laced…


10.4 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Snoring is an Automatic Triple Drink Penalty

by John Galt October 4, 2016 19:00 ET Welcome to the first ever Vice-Presidential debate ever to be held at an app from a video game. That’s right, Farmville: Only in Amurica. So tonight, keeping with the lack of interest or desire to watch or participate in this exciting debate between Governor “Let’s watch Paint Dry is more Interesting” Pence versus Governor “Hillary needed a Poodle and I’m Housebroken” Kaine, I shall keep the rules simple so the survivors can watch pre-season NHL hockey, repeats of “American Ninja Warrior 2016”, or…



Ron Paul is Right: No on Trump, No on Hillary, No on Gary Johnson, No on Stein (Video)

by John Galt October 1, 2016 18:50 ET Dr. Paul, you have no idea how much the real Libertarians miss you. This awesome video sums up the problem with the field of Presidential Candidates as Fox Business’ Stuart Varney asks Ron Paul who he will vote for (starting at 3:43 but the entire interview is worth watching): Amen Dr. Paul, Amen.


Sorry Trumptards: Donald Trump Lost the Debate with the Hildabeast

by John Galt September 26, 2016 23:00 ET Trump opened the debate strong. Then he turned into the wimpiest pile of steaming whatever I’ve seen to date. Marco Rubio must be at home wondering tonight if his balls had fully developed how much he would have whipped Trump if he had behaved like this. Whatever advice Trump got, he needs to forget. After the first 20 minutes he looked weak, indecisive, and unable to defend his record in short concise sentences as he was obviously lying. He needs to take a…


The Unofficial 2016 1st Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Bullfest 2016

by John Galt September 26, 2016 17:00 ET Yup, the theme tonight is “don’t say facts, say bull!” Here is the Fox News live video link for the program tonight: Welcome to Bullfest 2016, America’s every 4 year fertilizer spreading festival known as the Presidential Debates. In the Blue corner, we have the nastiest woman alive, willing to kill soldiers, lawyers, and interns to stay in power regardless of how much bonking her husband engages in and regardless if they are of legal age or not. Her qualifications are that she…




World’s Largest Satanic Organization Opens International HQ in Salem, MA (Video)

by John Galt September 25, 2016 11:00 ET Just WTF. From the RT article on the organization and the opening of this location in Salem, MA: The Satanic Temple does not worship Satan but, according to its website, believers practice empathy, compassion and believe in individual sovereignty and the rejection of tyrannical authority. Rightttttttt….. And Hillary Clinton doesn’t have people who attack her murdered either.


The Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Supreme Court Fallacy

by John Galt September 24, 2016 21:25 ET As the Cruz Crew continues to implode over his recent endorsement of Donald Trump, a sad reality has emerged within the conservative media and deliberately bled into the mainstream so as to provide some modicum of cover for Senator Cruz and those within the Trump camp who did not want his endorsement. The most fascinating part of the narrative has been the sudden addition of potential judicial nominees to the Supreme Court that Donald Trump released the day before Ted Cruz endorsed him….


Internet Meme of the Year

by John Galt September 22, 2016 19:00 ET Sorry I got home late gang, but this is without a doubt the internet meme of the year, thanks to the gang at the Washington Free Beacon: As if that isn’t funny enough, their headline is a laugh riot mocking the old evil bag: Shrill, Angry, Poorly Dressed Woman Wonders Why She Isn’t Running Away With 2016 Election Thank you Sonny Bunch for making me laugh my ass off. This, and the other videos at the link above are freaking classic!


What the Federal Reserve Really Said Today: We Despise Trump

by John Galt September 21, 2016 19:20 ET The Federal Reserve Open Market Committee (FOMC) issued their statement on interest rates and the always wrong economic outlook at 2 p.m. today (From the Federal Reserve webpage): Release Date: September 21, 2016 For release at 2:00 p.m. EDT Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in July indicates that the labor market has continued to strengthen and growth of economic activity has picked up from the modest pace seen in the first half of this year. Although the unemployment rate…


So the Pro-Trump Patriot Movement is Reduced to Picklegate?

by John Galt August 30, 2016 21:10 ET Let me get this straight. Hillary Clinton is leading a conspiracy theory that because she didn’t really open a jar of pickles on a taped national television show that a liberal talk show host set up as a comedy bit. Of course Alex Jones consulted with the Trump team via his secret decoder ring and found out how to attack this subject: Whoops, wrong video: So last night Wolf Blitzer of CNN infamy, since no one watches that network any longer, was a…


My oh My are the Propagandists Laughing at You America

by John Galt August 26, 2016 22:20 ET In the 1930’s, Hitler’s assembled henchmen figured out that the best way to sway the 65% plus of the German population was not to convert by force as had been the traditional methodology, but to use propaganda and psychological warfare upon the populace to convince the masses that their way was the best way for the German nation to survive and succeed in a dramatic transformation as a modern era superpower. One of Joseph Goebbels’ Principles of Propaganda comes into play with the…


How the Republicans Can Still Save America (but won’t)

by John Galt August 17, 2016 20:00 ET The Presidential campaign of 2016 has turned into bizarro world with the shaking, sickly Democrat candidate, Hillary Clinton, neither speaking on weekends nor agreeing to release her health records, emails, or other information which might validate for voters her ability, sanity, or innocence of crimes against the Republic regarding her qualifications for the office. Donald Trump is well, Donald Trump. This complex issue has put the Republican Party into a box; do they waste close to a billion dollars on the unstable one…


Arkancidefellas (Video)

by John Galt August 7, 2016 23:00 ET Because the list keeps growing, even this past week as she gains power… ARKANCIDEFELLAS by JOHNGALTFLA.COM is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.Based on a work at JOHNGALTFLA.COM.Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at JOHNGALTFLA.CM.



November 12, 2016 WW3: Over There, Over There

by John Galt July 30, 2016 23:30 ET Ah yes, the joys of war in Europe. Think it can not happen again? This fictional account is to remind everyone just how close America and NATO are to engaging in a conflict it is neither ready for nor desires. While we brag about our whiz-bang technological advantage, there is a difference between starting a conflict with Russia and finishing it conventionally on their territory. Many a nation have tried to conquer the Russians and many have failed. Without the American public being…


Wikileaks, Hillary, and Russia: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

by John Galt July 29, 2016 05:00 ET The mega-circus known as the Democrat National Convention is concluding in Philadelphia, but the concern of all of its major leadership will not be seen unless this next release indicates what most of America already knows: The Clinton family is the most corrupt, un-indicted crime family in America next to White Bulger until the FBI finally went after his gang. Hillary Clinton’s problem however is not as easy as a bimbo eruption or weak participant in one of their exercises of illegality which…


Hillary and Kim-Jong-Un Both Love Katy Perry

by John Galt July 28, 2016 23:30 ET I swear, I can not make this shit up. At the end of Hitlery’s droning on and on and on about nothing but bullcrap the song played was well: Yup, she played that song. The only conclusion is obvious: Dictators and wannabe communist dictators love Katy Perry. Excuse me now, I have to rinse my mouth and ears out with Jim Beam.


Watching the DNC will give you PED but this is the Last Night Thankfully (Video)

by John Galt July 28, 2016 20:20 ET Sorry I missed everyone last night but had a slight lightning issue to deal with. Anybody need a 48″ HDTV as a book end or paperweight? Oh, and do fried laptops make good Frisbees? Thankfully Hillary’s coronation is almost over, Obama got the mandatory sloppy hug with the lesbo grandma out of the way, and Bill Clinton can go back to hitting on 20 something big boobed interns using that famous quote of his, “don’t worry about the warts down there.” Here is…


Trump Win: He’s in Hillary’s Head and it’s Pretty Empty and Evil in there (Video)

by John Galt July 27, 2016 17:45 ET This is without a doubt the funniest video of the campaign thus far and illustrates why Trump will probably (gak) win in November: The morons at the DNC fell for the same thing the Republican opposition did against him during the primaries: THEY FREAKED OUT. Hillary’s people have been all over TV screeching like banshees with their tails on fire. The so-called politically correct media has been even funnier in their reaction: What these morons don’t realize is that the Russians have already…


07.26 Live Video of Democrat Convention Protesters in Philadelphia (Video)

by John Galt July 26, 2016 20:25 ET Man is this fun to watch. “TEAR DOWN THE WALL” chants against the DNC, imagine that…. And now they have been pepper sprayed just before I posted this, freaking awesome! Got beer? Got Vodka? I’m taking donations like a left wing loser… Unity baby, unity. 21:15 ET UPDATE: The Livestream feed appears to have been ‘beaten’, ‘suppressed’, ‘cut-off’, ‘interrupted’, or discontinued due to lack of action. Thankfully Ruptly has cranked one up also: What CSPAN cameras aren't showing #DemExit #JillNotHill #NeverHillary #NeverHillaryKaine #FeelTheBern…


Black Lives Matter Protesters to Hillary “Delete Yourself” (Video)

by John Galt July 26, 2016 19:45 ET Okay gang, this is getting good. I might need some scotch before the night is over. Or should I just stick with cheap Ruskie vodka in honor of Wikileaks? From Twitter (this is awesome): #BlackLivesMatter takes over the streets at the #DNCinPHL #NoJusticeNoPeace @TheRealNews pic.twitter.com/oIpAHjCySa — Nadia Kanji (@nadiakanji) July 26, 2016 Unity baby, unity.


07.26 19:25 ET BREAKING NEWS: Angry Bernie Sanders Supporters Leave DNC Convention! (VIDEO)

by John Galt July 26, 2016 19:25 ET From CBS-7 Philadelphia: PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — Bernie Sanders spoke at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday, during the roll call. He stood after the Vermont delegation read their votes, and after receiving strong support, he moved that all delegate votes be reflected on the record as being for Clinton, urging for unity as she made history. Despite the call from Sanders, some supporters of his were still not happy to see their candidate not get the opportunity to take on Donald Trump in…


07.26 DNC LIVE VIDEO: Bash the Cops and **** the Intern Night with the Democrats

by John Galt July 26, 2016 17:20 ET Good old Bill Clinton speaks tonight which means he’s promoting his new Intern line of cigars as he speaks. However before that, a few felons (allegedly) get to speak and promote the cause of criminal family members beating the crap out of cops then getting killed by them. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy the Dimocrats sure know how to spread love in Philadelphia. Live feed is below: P.S. – Rumor has it they may drag the deranged old Socialist loser out one more time to calm…


DEMexit Begins as 13 Million Democrats May Leave Party

by John Galt July 25, 2016 17:40 ET First it was Brexit. Now meat the “DEMexit”: WOW! And Republicans thought their corrupt party with Cheetos Face was having a problem! With all of the revelations and the anger building towards Hillary and the rigged primaries, the comments from the individual voter above may not carry any weight. However, Progressive talk show host Tim Black highlights that the DEMexit is not just a rumor or a myth, but a reality which could shake the DNC to the core: If anyone thought Trump…


“Liberal” Democrats Erect 4 Mile Long Stockade to Keep Delegates in at Convention

by John Galt July 24, 2016 19:25 ET Apparently things are so bad at the DNC they have decided to build a stockade around the arena to keep the delegates in when they are forced (probably at gunpoint) to vote for Hillary Clinton  to keep them from fleeing in horror: Watch on #Periscope: lottsa fence in Philly https://t.co/zzMwAsuf2n — The Broken Carpenter (@brokencarpenter) July 21, 2016 This is good to know because Hillary and Bill were the two souls who originated the “FEMA camp” rumors in the 1990’s. I guess the…


Hillary and the DNC Demonstrate that Corruption is Their Speciality

by John Galt July 24, 2016 19:05 ET Is there really any comment necessary beyond this Tweet? Immediately after announcing she'll step down from DNC, Hillary shamelessly rewards Schultz w/ top campaign position pic.twitter.com/BjBenUhZta — Abby Martin (@AbbyMartin) July 24, 2016 That’s what is so funny about all this. She gets some peace and quiet then Hillary finds a way to prove she’s more corrupt, crooked, and evil than the mental case who is the Republican nominee. She deserves to lose and so does America, LOL!


Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson Starting to win the Hollywood Endorsements

by John Galt July 24, 2016 17:30 ET Yeah, that guy. The Libertarian Presidential Candidate, in fact the only Presidential candidate to climb Mount Everest. In what I would call a bizarre twist, if this is not the start of truly liberty loving souls in Hollywood daring to upset the Hildabeast/Trumptard domination of the political landscape then this story means nothing; however I think it is a hint of a deluge of endorsements and money to come (From Red Alert Politics): Drew Carey endorses Gary Johnson: “I don’t need a national…


The Democrat Convention in Philadelphia will be a Repeat of 1968

by John Galt July 24, 2016 14:15 ET .@BernieSanders says Debbie Wasserman Schultz “should resign, period” following DNC email leak. #ThisWeek https://t.co/kJJGGR4Lhn — This Week (@ThisWeekABC) July 24, 2016 And so the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia begins where the Queen of Evil will enjoy her coronation with a massive scandal hitting the Democrat Party the same week as the convention begins (from The Observer): Wikileaks Proves Primary Was Rigged: DNC Undermined Democracy The emails were embarrassing needless to say as this example demonstrates the collusion between NBC News and the DNC…


Poll of Active Duty Military shows Libertarian Johnson Beating Hillary and Trump

by John Galt July 21, 2016 07:40 ET If things are not bad enough for the poorly organized Trump campaign and criminally corrupt Clinton crime family, The Hill breaks out this shocking story about a poll of active duty U.S. military: Poll: Libertarian Johnson beating Trump, Clinton among active troops Excerpt: Military troops favor Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson for president over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, according to a new survey. Johnson garnered 38.7 percent of the active duty vote, versus 30.9 for Trump, and 14.1 for Clinton, according to the…


November 10, 2016 World War 3: “Remember the Maine”

by John Galt July 8, 2016 05:00 ET The following is a fictional blovel written in the same style as my last one, “The Day the Dollar Died.” Why this subject matter my readers might ask, and not a follow up to the economic survivalist fiction as before? Currently there is huge speculation that President Obama is doing everything in his power to tweak and provoke the Russian and Chinese dictatorships into taking offensive actions to justify a short conflict by the American regime for either profit or to stay in…


07.07 19:10 ET BREAKING NEWS: State Dept Re-Opens Probe of Hillary’s Handling of Classified Information

by John Galt July 7, 2016 19:10 ET This is breaking hard via the Associated Press (via CNBC): State Department reopens probe of how Clinton, aides handled classified information The State Department is reopening an internal investigation of possible mishandling of classified information by Hillary Clinton and top aides. Spokesman John Kirby says the emails probe is restarting now that the Justice Department isn’t pursuing a criminal prosecution. The State Department suspended its review in April to avoid interfering with the FBI’s inquiry. Kirby set no deadline for the investigation’s completion….


The ONLY 2 Reasons for the Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch Meeting

by John Galt July 3, 2016 10:45 ET Last week former President Bill Clinton arranged a meeting on a private plane with Attorney General Loretta Lynch. As the NY Post put it today: It is that, in addition to being personally corrupt, the Clintons are corrupters. They are piggish users, with the people and institutions around them inevitably tarnished and sometimes destroyed even as the Clintons escape to their next scam. Monica Lewinsky is a prime example, and Loretta Lynch is the latest. The attorney general’s dumbfounding decision to meet privately…


Arkanicide Rides Again: Former U.N. Official Set to Testify Against Clinton Ally Dies from Barbell Accident

by John Galt June 26, 2016 19:35 ET This story is why Twitter is so incredibly awesome as I would not have noticed it except for a Tweet crossing my timeline. John William Ashe was a former President of the U.N. General Assembly from 2013 to 2014. Nothing about his career seemed worthy of knowing about until today however, when the NY Post pushed that “conspiracy theorist” buzzer to wake all of us up who do not believe in coincidence. From the New York Post’s Page 6 this morning: Disgraced ex-UN…


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