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Welcome to the B.R.U.S.A.

by John Galt October 12, 2016 20:00 ET Welcome to the Banana Republic of the United States of America (B.R.U.S.A.) In just the past week we’ve had stories like this one: And this one (warning uncensored language): And this one: John Podesta Asked Hillary Clinton to Court ‘Needy Latinos’ in WikiLeaks Email And this one: At Wells Fargo, Complaints About Fraudulent Accounts Since 2005 Of course the media is now part of the Clinton campaign so that officially puts us in Third World territory (via WikiLeaks): Of course when a Banana…


The Unofficial Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Porn King vs. Murderess

by John Galt October 9, 2016 17:00 ET Just when you think the Presidential race of 2016 couldn’t sink any lower, well, BOOM! There ya go. In the RED Corner we have the Perverted Purveyor of Pussy Policital Pontification, Donald “Grab ’em Where it Counts” Trump. In the BLUE Corner we have the Killer of Chappaqua, the Queen of Mean, the Butcher of Benghazi, the one, the only, Hillary “You’ll like me or I’ll kill you” Clinton. Bill Clinton will not be in attendance tonight as he wants to find some…


10.4 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Snoring is an Automatic Triple Drink Penalty

by John Galt October 4, 2016 19:00 ET Welcome to the first ever Vice-Presidential debate ever to be held at an app from a video game. That’s right, Farmville: Only in Amurica. So tonight, keeping with the lack of interest or desire to watch or participate in this exciting debate between Governor “Let’s watch Paint Dry is more Interesting” Pence versus Governor “Hillary needed a Poodle and I’m Housebroken” Kaine, I shall keep the rules simple so the survivors can watch pre-season NHL hockey, repeats of “American Ninja Warrior 2016”, or…


The Unofficial 2016 1st Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules: Bullfest 2016

by John Galt September 26, 2016 17:00 ET Yup, the theme tonight is “don’t say facts, say bull!” Here is the Fox News live video link for the program tonight: Welcome to Bullfest 2016, America’s every 4 year fertilizer spreading festival known as the Presidential Debates. In the Blue corner, we have the nastiest woman alive, willing to kill soldiers, lawyers, and interns to stay in power regardless of how much bonking her husband engages in and regardless if they are of legal age or not. Her qualifications are that she…



And Another Presidential Candidate Implodes: Gary Johnson is NOT a Libertarian

by John Galt August 24, 2016 20:15 ET Gary Johnson, the Presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party has officially lost my tentative support and probably proven to many within the party that he is a fraud, someone who is not actually a dedicated Libertarian, but more of a Liberal parading around in a Constitutional dress. The following quote from an interview in the Juneau Empire on August 21st sealed the deal for me: “I envy all of you,” he said. “I think it’s the most beautiful state in the country.” Climate…


Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson Starting to win the Hollywood Endorsements

by John Galt July 24, 2016 17:30 ET Yeah, that guy. The Libertarian Presidential Candidate, in fact the only Presidential candidate to climb Mount Everest. In what I would call a bizarre twist, if this is not the start of truly liberty loving souls in Hollywood daring to upset the Hildabeast/Trumptard domination of the political landscape then this story means nothing; however I think it is a hint of a deluge of endorsements and money to come (From Red Alert Politics): Drew Carey endorses Gary Johnson: “I don’t need a national…


Someone forgot to Tell Donald Trump that ISIS is in Iraq

by John Galt July 18, 2016 05: 30 ET It hasn’t even been 24 hours since the 60 Minutes interview aired and all anyone can say is “ugh.” From the joint Trump/Pence interview this quote came out again (via The Hill): Trump said the country needs to declare war on the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) and did not rule out putting troops on the ground. “We have people that hate us. We have people that want to wipe us out. We have people that, if given the chance,…


The Donald Lies Again: Trump Campaign Admits it Did not Raise $6 Million for Veterans in Iowa

by John Galt May 20, 2016 23:40 ET I know the Trumptards are totally sick of seeing me attack their boy, but since it is a Friday night and most of them have sent their brown shirts off to the dry cleaners, this story from CNN, courtesy of the Donald Trump Campaign Manager Corey Lewandowski, is worth reminding all of those who have a brain what a fraud this man really is: Trump campaign admits it did not raise $6 million for veterans The headline is not really all that shocking….


Mary Matalin Demonstrates Principle over Party: She is now a Registered Libertarian

by John Galt May 6, 2016 18:45 ET Oops. This doesn’t help the #Trumptard cause… The announcers in this interview were caught 100% totally unaware and when she said it it was like, “holy carp!” The reality? On today’s Glenn Beck Radio Show she explained why she switched and the reason is simple: The Constitution is more important than any party. If Abraham Lincoln had dared to put the Whig Party ahead of our nation’s interests, then indeed we may have avoided a bloody Civil War but in exchange endured slavery…



Donald J. Trump is a Freaking Lunatic (VIDEO)

by John Galt May 3, 2016 17:25 ET No comment is necessary other than if you support this guy, the title “Trumptard” sticks to you forever. You have to be a psychotic loser. Period. The whole interview is mind blowing but the National Enquirer insanity starts at 4:44:     This my friends is what happens when you go into the worst trailer park near your largest cities, find the drunk guy wearing the stained wifebeater, and give him a winning lottery ticked in life. Trump demonstrates that you can take…


Progressive Democrats are in as Much Disarray as the Conservative Republicans (VIDEO)

by John Galt May 1, 2016 13:55 ET One night while having a beer with one of my Libertarian friends, he revealed a stunning fact to me which required a little bit of research to validate. I was skeptical as hell when he told me “You do realize the Democrats are just as f***ed up as the Republicans right? The extreme left and Progressives despise Hillary as much as we (Conservative/Libertarians)  hate Trump.” I told him he was nuts but would check it out. Sure enough, the election is beginning to…


Hannity the Hypocrite Loses it With Ted Cruz

by John Galt April 20, 2016 1945 ET Yesterday on the Sean Hannity Radio Show, the host who is obviously 100% in the bag for Donald Trump, lost it on Presidential Candidate Senator Ted Cruz when the good Senator went on the attack against his boy(via Mediate on YouTube): Needless to say, Senator Cruz is not backing down and doubled down when he was on the Chris Stigall radio show in Philadelphia today where he stated “There are hosts who make the decision to go in the tank for Trump!” Of…


Donald J. Trump: “Whining not Winning” (VIDEO)

by John Galt April 11, 2016 16:45 ET A woman in the crowd at Ted Cruz’s Irvine, CA rally today summed up The Donald’s reaction perfectly with one statement: “Whining, not winning” Boy does that sum up the Cheetos faced crybaby perfectly. He can’t get his ground game going because he’s too cheap. He can’t even get his kids registered properly to vote for him in the New York State GOP Primary! And there are whiny little bitches that want to vote for “that guy” to become President? Check out Ted…


Meet the Typical Trumptard

by John Galt April 10, 2016 19:00 ET (h/t RedState for finding this gem)   Of course what this moron forgets to mention is that most of us are “independents” or Libertarians and we are against the establishment also. But whatever. He burned his house down to feel better about the rules being followed.


Why I am BACK on the #NeverTrump Train Until the Election is Over

by John Galt April 8, 2016 19:25 ET I have been leaning #NeverTrump for a while but on March 3rd, the evil GOP establishment convinced me to tolerate the moron and jump off the train as a result of this: Mitt Romney and the GOPe Just Made me Hop Off the #NeverTrump Bandwagon I wish to congratulate a few people and organizations for permanently changing my mind: All the message boards who have decided to become propaganda mouthpieces posting lies and nonsense about Senator Ted Cruz All the Woo-Woo news sites…


Micheal Savage Threatens to Renounce his Support of Donald Trump over National Enquirer Story

by John Galt March 25, 2015 16:15 ET I won’t dignify the story from the National Enquirer by re-hashing the garbage they published on Senator Ted Cruz. But what is happening is an incredible backlash against the story that even the Drumpf could not have anticipated. David Pecker, the CEO and Owner of the Enquirer is a good friend of Trump’s and as Savage highlighted on the radio today, this story is so offensive that he might withdraw his support from Trump for “assassination by innuendo.” Even Trump’s favorite former Tea…


That Fresh Clean Feeling after Decontamination

by John Galt March 16, 2016 17:25 ET I feel like I just had one of those showers like you see in a biological warfare or nuclear war movie. It was refreshing. It was saintly. I have that fresh spring morning euphoria where I no longer smell like I’ve been shoveling fertilizer for twelve hours a day, seven days a week, without ever cleaning up. For months now, I’ve been suffering a blood toxicity and enduring great pain due to contamination from the mainstream media, zombie calls soliciting money for “The…


Dear Ted Cruz, It’s all but over Except for the Fat Glenn Beck Crying

by John Galt March 16, 2016 16:25 ET Dear Senator Ted Cruz, It is with great sadness that I must announce that your campaign to become the nominee of the Republican Party for the 2016 Presidential Election is realistically coming to an anti-climatic end. The strategy you and/or your staff adopted was brilliant for 2008 or 2012, however the economic and geopolitical realities have changed since that time, and this new era of politics is no longer based on the rule of law, the Constitution, or international threats. Sadly, it is…






The Most Brutal Anti-Trump Ads EVER Courtesy of 2 US Military War Veterans

by John Galt March 7, 2016 19:45 ET Just damn. If the Trumpasses care to defend their candidate after watching these two ads, they must really hate our military in a sick sadistic fashion akin to the way some Germans blamed the Wehrmacht in the 1920’s for losing World War I. And now this one from a Vietnam Vet of whom Trump has savaged with his POW comments which are insane: Between his words and those organizations still waiting for the “big payoff” from the ‘yuge’ Iowa fundraising effort, one has…


America’s Political Descent into Darkness

by John Galt March 2, 2016 05:00 Super Tuesday is over. Barring a miracle in the remaining primaries, America’s political descent into darkness and the end of Pax Americana in our life time will occur. How fitting it is that the program designed by the wizards of genius who changed all of the primary and caucus rules for the Republican Party and thought that by doing so they would guarantee an easy Jeb Bush establishment designed victory. Then came along Donald J. Trump. The Republican National Committee dismissed his candidacy as…



WOW! People WALKING OUT of another Trump Speech Today!

by John Galt February 27, 2016 19:30 ET There have been a lot of reports of Republicans walking out of Trump speeches in Arkansas and Texas, but here’s some video evidence from the Bentonville, AR speech to support that:   #NeverTrump Trump supporters are literally heading for the exits, today: pic.twitter.com/6TUuncORaS — David Mullin (@RD_Mullin) February 27, 2016 If the South does what it needs to do to stop this lying piece of garbage then our Republic AND our Constitution has a chance. Great work David Mullin for capturing this!


IL Douche Trump Wants to Unilaterally Abolish parts of the 1st Amendment

by John Galt February 27, 2016 13:30 ET It amazes me just how many people keep drinking the Kool-Aid and don’t listen to the vile, UNConstitutional edicts, words, and declarations of this man. Now, because bloggers, talk show hosts, and parts of the mainstream media refuses to bow down in hero worship to the Trumpertantrum, he wants to unilaterally modify the 1st Amendment to his liking by changing the libel laws. Don’t believe me? Listen to the words of Il Douche himself: Next on his list of items to be modified…


Trump is an Angry Oompah-Loompah over the NBC/WSJ poll: Head-to-Head Cruz 56% Trump 40%

by John Galt February 17, 2016 19:25 ET As the news media hit the airwaves at 6 p.m. Eastern Time tonight, the NBC/Wall Street Journal national poll hit the wires causing a Trumpertantrum that might cause the New Madrid Fault Line to activate some tremors as the Trumpbrats all stomp their feet on the ground in unison like a group of 5 years old spoiled rotten children who don’t get ice cream when they want it: Surprise: Trump Falls Behind Cruz in National NBC/WSJ Poll While that might cause some upset…



02.13 Republican SC Debate Drinking Game: It’s the 3 Stooges vs. Trump, Cruz, and “that guy”

by John Galt February 13, 2016 20:25 ET In the real world, you don’t ever want to be “that guy.” The one man that everyone points at. The sore loser. The pouting, pathetic, perceived whiner who blames everyone else for not getting traction in the campaign or votes. In tonight’s debate “that” guy would be: And yes, he really did say that. Meanwhile in GOP establishment land, the Three Stooges are working hard to remain relevant despite no real national buzz about their campaigns nor any real message which resonates with…



Oh the Trump Hypocrisy: Why is Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Donating to Trump?

by John Galt February 9, 2016 19:15 ET From September 1, 2015 via CNN: Small donors eh? I guess he’s being sort of honest in that Tweet from above. Or is he? Warren Buffett is technically in Omaha, Nebraska but a lot of these hedge funds donating to the Donald (via OpenSecrets.org courtesy of the Federal Elections Commission records) are based in New York and all around the country: Weird. Left wing universities are donating to Trump, but more importantly, look at all those medically related corporations and the FOOD AND…


02.06 ABC RNC RINO Debate Drinking Rules: There is only ONE RULE!

by John Galt February 6, 2016 20:00 ET Welcome back to Captain Insano who finally dropped the f-bomb this week: So for tonight, there is only one rule during the RINO drinking game on the American Bullcarp Corporation’s (ABC) allegedly going to be fair and balanced debate: 5 drinks if Trump curses as anyone or drops the “s” or “f” OR any other substantial cursing bomb for any reason. Any combinations or compound sentences then double it. With that, tonight’s drink of choice, one shot at a time (ugh, the hangover):…


Rudy Giuliani in Drag Smooching Donald Trump (VIDEO)

by John Galt February 6, 2016 19:00 ET I guess Ted Cruz nor Rand Paul would ever try to hit on this guy, er, transgender, er, ick, for an endorsement either. Anyways, here is an old comedy video from 2000 where Donald Trump reveals he will sniff, motorboat, or suck up to any woman/drag queen/Mayor to win approval to bulldoze some old lady’s home or just be disgusting by doing something the rest of us won’t do… Good thing it wasn’t Hillary or I might have to question the “Donald’s” stubby…


Donald Trump and Ben Carson are Right about Ted Cruz’s Games in Iowa!

by John Galt February 3, 2016 17:30 ET I can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Sarah Palin, Ben Carson, and Donald Trump have a valid point about the Iowa outcome using logic and intuitive reasoning, just like they do. During the Iowa Caucus, Ted Cruz’s staff prepared to help alter the results you saw because the poll are never wrong of course. The campaign manager for Team Cruz had a plan to deploy 800 high altitude foil wrapped unicorns all trained to fly over each Iowa county in continuing holding…


Fox News and the MSM Celebrate Marco Rubio’s Participation Trophy from Iowa

by John Galt February 2, 2016 19:30 ET Senator Marco Rubio won 3rd place, not 2nd, not 1st, but 3rd place in the Iowa caucus last night. For those who have never played in any type of competitive environment, 3rd place is nothing more than a participation trophy and 2nd, as Donald Trump said, is for losers. Then of course the RNC (Rubio News Channel, formerly Fox/FNC) dedicated almost 96 minutes of broadcast time to having their sycophants randomly appear on the air as ‘experts’ and proclaim that wow, gee, holy…


GLOATFEST #1: Thank you Iowa For Saving the Republic for Now

by John Galt February 1, 2016 22:30 ET Despite having every television network, half of talk radio, all of conspiracy internet woo-woo radio via shortwave and the internet, almost every newspaper, and darned near every senile old loser from the RINOs going against him, Senator Ted Cruz has won the Iowa Primary tonight as called by all the networks now: In honor of the sore LOOOOOOSERS who have their own Boeing 757 with their name on the side and your supporters, here ya go:


Microsoft and the RNC Demonstrate they are (not) Ready for the Iowa Caucus

by John Galt February 1, 2016 21:00 ET So far, so good, Microsoft and the RNC are performing 100% normal as usual. Good luck getting on there as long as these clowns keep thinking nobody is paying attention tonight and try to run things like the Democrats do: By the seat of their pants. https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state At least no blue screen of death has appeared; YET!


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