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01.28 RNC/WWE Royal Rumble Finale Debate Drinking Game Rules

by John Galt January 28, 2016 20:00 ET After this debate, only the top 6, if that, will make the New Hampshire debates and hopefully only the top 3 or 4 by South Carolina. With that in mind, let us bid adieu to some of the least important people in politics today: Carly “I Bleeped up HP” Fiorina – The Fembot version of Jeb! will soon depart the stage and spend all of her time hating the males in the Republican Presidential race claiming that she did not get equal time,…




WTF? Gov. Krispy Kreme Christie Compares Handling Blizzard to Dealing with ISIS!

by John Galt January 25, 2016 19:10 ET Just when I thought this political season could not go any further off the insanometer, here comes the Governor of New Jersey, RINO candidate Chris “Krispy Kreme” Christy with the absolute most insane, absurd, stupid, and just wow, f’d up comparison in modern American political history (via ABC News):   Just holy smokes. Time to withdraw from the race based on this alone fatso.






Why Real Florida Conservatives Despise Marco Rubio

by John Galt January 21, 2016 21:20 ET Most Floridians are reading this story with nasty flashbacks to the 2008 disaster in Florida politics. Obama obviously would win the Presidential election. Senator John McCain, the Republican candidate was a total disaster and as the financial crisis worsened, the sins of the minor players in conservative politics were ignored as the Democrat and Mainstream Media (MSM) steamroller ensured a leftist victory. So why does this suddenly become relevant in the 2016 Presidential campaign? The MSM and certain members of the so-called ‘conservative’…


RUMOR: Trump’s Big Announcement On Tuesday 1/19/2016

by John Galt January 19, 2016 04:10 ET An “internet” friend forwarded a piece of information to me which may or may not be true. Thus why I categorize this as a RUMOR and not news, nor fact, nor anything substantial unless it comes true. According to his information one of two things tomorrow will happen: His daughter Ivanka will officially join the campaign and act as the official spokeswoman. That’s the yawner and nothing to write home about because some of the personalities presented on television are too abrasive according…


You mean “this” 2014 Donald Trump: Why I donated to Ted Cruz

by John Galt January 18, 2016 19:45 ET My, my, my how “conservative” principles have changed. Just yesterday Donald J. Trump (R-D-WTF-WHOKNOWS?) who once shook hands with Senator Ted Cruz and appreciated his efforts to save the American Republic gave $5000 to the Ted Cruz PAC in 2014. I guess he wasn’t so nasty then, eh? From the Washington Post owned left-wing political newsite Politico, story by Johnathan Topaz on the ancient date of April 21, 2014 (you know, before his “God” conversion): Trump: Why I donated to Ted Cruz Donald…


Donald Trump Points out Ted Cruz is a Special Guy with a Common Sense Approach to Government (VIDEO)

by John Galt January 18, 2016 16:00 ET Thank you Donald J. Trump for pointing out that there is no controversy with Senator Cruz and that he is a principled, special, special guy who believes in common sense approach to government. I’m sure he appreciates your kind words if they were even remotely sincere at that moment.



Are Donald Trump’s Internal Polls that Bad or is he Going Insane? (VIDEO)

by John Galt January 17, 2016 13:45 ET Amazing. This interview on ABC News Sunday morning with Hillary Clinton’s lawn ornament, George Stephanopoulos, either demonstrates that the Donald is taking America’s Conservative base for granted or his internal polls are so bad that he has to get nasty and personal with everyone who dares to get close to beating him in any state or national poll. This is not what Ronald Reagan nor the Conservative movement had in mind last autumn when we and many others much more important than these…



UFC 1297.4: CRUZ v. TRUMP – One Man Enters, More RINOS leave Debate Drinking Game Rules for 01.14.16

by John Galt January 14, 2016 19:45 ET Tonight we find out if Donald Trump goes full Alex Jones (of whom he was recently on the air as a guest) or does he return back to Mello Trump where he is quiet, somewhat reserved and snarky like the old Trumpster we all know and love. After all, violation of Reagan’s 11th Commandment then claiming your campaign is like and bigger than the Reagan Revolution is pretty bold, even for a billionaire who used his money before he saw the light to…


The Tea Party Traitors Come out of the Woodwork to Support No-Show Rubio

by John Galt January 6, 2016 20:20 ET I was one of those fooled by Senator Marco “No-Show” Rubio. I went to Tea Party meetings, gave him money, supported him locally, and encouraged friends, business acquaintances, and family to vote for him. What was our first payback? That’s right, he joined up with the Gang of 8 where they in turn attempted to back door an amnesty for anyone who is in our country or wanted to show up and thus destroy our sovereignty as a nation. No-Show Rubio did not…


Even John Boehner Cried when Lindsissy Grahamnesty Quit the Presidential Race Today

by John Galt December 21, 2015 19:20 ET Ah the sound of RINO’s weeping in the night…. I’m sorry if I find this hilarious as Senator John McCain’s personal back masseuse (allegedly) in the Senatorial Steam Room (allegedly) will not longer have a shot at winning the Presidency and providing the launch codes to insane McCain or access to the super secret recently renamed Obama Doomsday Steam Room and Fallout Shelter 400 feet below the White House (allegedly) Goodbye loser. You will not be missed.


The Trump Legerdemain: How Ted Cruz is Using Donald Trump to Win the Nomination

by John Galt December 15, 2015 04:00 ET 渾水摸魚 “Fish in troubled waters” The rough translation of the Chinese phrase above, which I must admit is neither my first, second, or third language, is from the 36 stratagems of Sun-Tzu. This wise advice in this particular situation was to disturb and sow chaos in the enemy’s camp, something which one Donald Trump has succeeded magnificently at accomplishing, even if the idea was not that of his own creation. The problem with powerful individuals is that they often over play their hands…


The Unofficial Oct 28 RNC Presidential Debate Drinking Game

by John Galt October 28, 2015 19:30 ET My how times have changed. Just yesterday we were all lamenting the loss of what his name and whoevermuhsuch the former Governor of Texas (no, not Bush) leaving the Presidential contest. Now the Democrats have reduced their choices between an honest by God Marxist and a dishonest by God Fascist, so that leaves the Republicircus to proceed full steam ahead to reduce the contest down to someone the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia actually approves of! First, let us all ignore the dwindling and…


September 16th CNN Republican Debate Drinking Game Rules

by John Galt September 16, 2015 16:00 ET When the future of Western Civilization might hinge on the next election, one should just start drinking. Tonight I advise and shall indulge with some Scotch and will post my running commentary via Twitter. As far as the rules for this session, I’ve decided to make them easier to post on Twitter by making them a .jpg: Enjoy at your own risk but the show should have some comedic value, it is doubtful anything meaningful beyond someone melts down afterwards will occur.  


The Real Reason Behind Obama Changing the name of Mount McKinley

by John Galt August 31, 2015 17:45 ET Today one of Breitbart’s rising stars, Ben Shapiro, penned a fantastic article where he almost grasped the real reason behind Obama’s renaming of Mount McKinley in Alaska: Obama Renames Mount McKinley ‘Denali’ <excerpted> On Sunday, President Obama’s administration announced that he would, by executive order, change the name of Mount McKinley to Mount Denali. He did not explain the decision, which frustrated Ohio legislators upset at the slap at President William McKinley’s legacy; he is expected to speak on the topic today in…


Donald Trump Implodes: Wants to keep Taxpayer Funding of “Most” of Planned Parenthood, aka, the Democrat Party

by John Galt August 11, 2015 20:30 ET This article really defines how freaking ignorant Donald Trump can behave like when left without a handler or a strong male presence to keep his stupidity in check: Trump Open to Keeping Most Taxpayer Funding for Planned Parenthood From the story above via the Weekly Standard: On CNN this morning, Donald Trump suggested that he’s open to allowing Planned Parenthood to keep more than $500 million in taxpayer funding it receives every year. CNN’s Chris Cuomo repeated the dishonest Planned Parenthood talking point…


THE Official JGFLA GOP Cleveland Debate Pregame and Drinking Game Rules

by John Galt August 6, 2015 16:50 ET Tonight, the RINOs and a few Americans will participate in a Republican Party sponsored debate on the Fox News Channel so as to finally give America a chance to see how screwed we are as a nation if any of the losers on the stage actually break through and demonstrate that they have a chance, no matter how thin, to win the nomination. God help us if someone puts moonshine in the drinking water and somehow Mike Huckabee becomes the Republican nominee as…


Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign, Economic Signs, and More Bad Signs

by John Galt August 2, 2015 13:30 ET   And not the kind of signs in the headlines one wants to see if they think the economy is going stay “strong” for much longer. For example, on Friday the headlines directly contradicted the triple washed super duper electrochemically re-calculated GDP figures from the previous day: US wage growth falls to record-slow pace in Q2 Consumer sentiment hits lowest since May Of course the used car salespeople masquerading as journalists on the financial broadcast networks don’t want you to see this story…




Senator Ted Cruz Shows his Manhood and Qualifications to be President on Senate Floor

by John Galt July 24, 2015 16:25 ET Unlike most politicians, Senator Ted Cruz has been a burr in the side of the Republican Establishment political elites since his election against “their boy” in Texas and his arrival in Washington, D.C. When a major trade deal came up for a vote(Trade Promotion Authority-TPA), Senator Cruz agreed not to oppose it unless it was a straight up or down vote and none of the usual games of horse swapping and trading were include. Three weeks later and the truth comes out on…


Jeb Bush Registered as a Hispanic Voter in Florida in 2009

By John Galt April 6, 2015 09:30 ET I don’t want to say that old Jeb is showing signs of desperation before he even announces his run for the Presidency, but to show how quickly he wanted to distance himself from his dufus brother, George W. Bush, he changed his race to “Hispanic” on his voter registration card in 2009: (click on photo for full sized version) The New York Times first reported on this story and it just demonstrates how fake and phony the Jeb Bush campaign will be in…


Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are Threatening Rove’s Bush-Clinton Empire

By John Galt April 5, 2015 20:05 ET Apparently the FNC-Rove Empire is under threat as he’s moved mating season up by some three months. Why do I say this? These stories: Jeb Bush as Inevitable Choice? Republicans Say Not So Fast Jeb’s South Carolina firewall fails to take shape Ted Cruz’s passion play-The Texas senator telegraphs how he plans to win the GOP nomination What has Karl Rove, Fox News, the Democrat Party, Shrillary, and the Bush Family Business worried? I like Cruz, would vote for Rand but in reality…


Boehner Acts as Predicted and Surrenders Like the French to Obama

by John Galt March 3, 2015 17:30 ET As I predicted in November of last year in my sarcastic piece from the Deep South: Bro Bunny Boehner and the Obama Immigration Briar Patch This was not rocket science considering who has bought and paid for the RINO cheese eating surrender monkey. What is more important is to review the list provided below courtesy of TheBlaze of the 75 Republicans who voted for funding without the amnesty restriction. Every one of these son of a bitches should have a Tea Party challenger…


The November 4th U.S. Butt Election

by John Galt November 5, 2014 19:30 ET   No, not that kind of “butt” yet sadly that is what would generally appeal to the two corrupt parties in control of our nation. The Republicans have won a huge political victory during the elections last night and unfortunately most of the GOP leadership has no clue as to the real meaning of why the voters are so angry. They think it is about “them” and “their” agenda as usual. They think it is the Tea Party anger collapsing into the fold…


Election Erection 2014 – Live Blog of the Circus

by John Galt November 4, 2014 05:30 ET 2315 ET OKAY, MAYBE THE FINAL: From Maryland where the Republicans might win huge! 2310 ET Update (Final): Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz have officially freaked out. Juan Williams is on FNC calling this an “anti-incumbent” situation. However he is an idiot so this can be dismissed. What is wild is that the media is freaking out with the Republicrats taking control. Expect a 150-200 point rally in the Dow tomorrow barring Ebola or war news. Meanwhile at this hour per CBS: 2007…


The Shock Video of the Week: Adult Illegals Getting off a Bus in NC at WalMart with EBT Cards!!!

by John Galt July 15, 2014 19:25 ET   Yup, your tax dollars at work “allegedly.” From MadWorldNews: in News, Opinion, Politics, Videos / by Sean Brown / on July 14, 2014 at 11:27 am / If we were to listen only to the mainstream media and the talking points from the White House, they would have us believe that not only is the government doing everything possible in order to stop the invasion of our Southern border, but those who are crossing are refugee children who can’t be turned away….


Today was Hypocrisy Day: Governor Rick Perry and President Obama Demonstrate Why

by John Galt July 9, 2014 21:40 ET While today was just a normal work day for millions of Americans, the “honorable” Governor of Texas, Rick Perry, and President Barry Soetero demonstrated today that hypocrisy day for American political leadership might as well be every day. How so? Let’s start with the bullcrap artist known as Rick Perry. I. Rick Perry is a Lying Hypocrite Gee whiz one might say, isn’t that a bit harsh? I want everyone to think about the past fertilizer sprayed by this so-called “conservative” governor be…


Is Glenn Beck the Modern Day Hank Rearden?

by John Galt June  25, 2014 22:00 ET Directive 10-289: In the name of the general welfare, to protect the people’s security, to achieve full equality and total stability, it is decreed for the duration of the national emergency that: Point One. All workers, wage earners and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Unification Board, such Board to be appointed by…


Think Illegal Immigration Amnesty Matters? Ask LOSER Incumbent House Majority Leader Eric Cantor

by John Galt June  10, 2014 20:50 ET The Drudge Report barely covers the importance of this stunning defeat in the Virginia 7th District Republican Primary. On Fox News tonightthe whining has started about the low turnout helping the Tea Party which in reality in every other race to date has not. The truth is that Eric Cantor’s love affair with the Republican Establishment, the Chamber of Commerce, and Karl Rove’s pro-immigration amnesty agenda does matter. The American people are sick and tired of liars, breaking the rules for this group…


Was Tuesday’s Tea Party Disaster due to the “Beck Effect”?

by John Galt May 21, 2014 05:50 ET Last night the Tea Party was soundly trounced by establishment Republican candidates in Georgia, Kentucky, Idaho, Pennsylvania and Oregon during primary elections for Senate seats. What this means for the long term viability of the Tea Party is another question since it is not actually another political party but a grass roots movement based on a continuing rage against the policies which ignore conservatives and continue policies which are against that radical concept known as the US Constitution. Add in the nightmare in…


Everyone Who Supports Obama can GO TO HELL!

by John Galt May 14, 2014 18:00 ET As I have elected to take some time off to reflect and refresh on a mini-vacation, the unfortunate side of reality, including my profession, has brought me back into the bitter, disgusting, and insane realization that America is infested with people who are: a. Terminally Stupid b. Terminally Lazy c. Do not give one crap about anyone else, their freedoms or personal property. I really tried to deny this was the case in America, thus I took the “Christian” or “Humanitarian” approach through…


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