It’s been a while since America has had a chance to play and with the national past time on vacation more or less, it’s time to honor the sanctity of the White House and importance of a Presidential speech during prime time television.
So without further ado, and I still do not understand what I did with my ado, here are the rules for tonight’s speaking game. Choose one’s alcoholic flavor of the evening wisely because this website can not be held legally liable for its readers being late for work, unable to perform, or incapacitated for more than 8 hours.
1 shot phrases:
Iran wants a deal
Iran has surrendered
Iran has been defeated
2020 was a rigged election
China (in any phrase or sentence)
2 shot phrases:
Inflation is contained/under control
Affordability is a Democrat talking point (or Dumocrat, maybe add some mixer for that one)
Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks
We’ve destroyed all of Iran’s nukes
Nuclear dust
3 shot phrases:
SAVE Act
Paper ballots
Lindsey Graham
Kash Patel (x2 if Kash speaks or puts up a graphic or chart)
4 shot Maximum phrase:
Paper ballots
Mail in ballots
Fake News
Blockade is working
Tariffs
Enjoy your hangover America, you’ve earned it.