03.21.22 09:00 UTC BREAKING NEWS: Boeing 737 Crashes in China

No details on fatalities, but initial reports indicate that the aircraft took a steep dive before air traffic controllers lost contact with the aircraft. From […]

03.21.22 00:45 UTC: Evergrande Suspends Share Trading in Hong Kong

Gee, this will end well. No problemo. It will track DOGE and rally to 17 cents in no time at all. Or not. All is […]

Market Deterioration is Accelerating

If you thought Thursday and Friday of last week were bad days for the market, well, today was much, much worse. Breadth fell apart, volume […]

Hong Kong Hang Seng Market Crashes Below 20,000

Have no fear folks. Russia-Ukraine peace talks will create peace in our time and the world will see the bull market return. Or not. The […]

03.12.22 Russia-Ukraine War: Mariupol Continues to get Pounded

And it the unthinkable is being egged on by complete, total morons who believe the wildly inaccurate assessments of Vladimir Putin from the intel community […]

03.11.22 Russia-Ukraine War: Stumbling Towards World War III

The United States and European Union imposed a massive wave of sanctions which were designed to break the willingness of the Russian people to fight […]

Russian Financial Retaliation Begins: Starve MFers

Ok, perhaps not that blunt. But in reality, in less than 48 hours since the West essential proclaimed the Great Big Mac Ban on Moscow, […]

03.10.20 Market Action: The Forgettable Classics

Today’s market action summed up in one song: God I’m old. Then again, so are the classics that one wishes to drink out of their […]

About that Stock Market Rally Yesterday: Nothing Like the Classics

Hopium springs eternal. Are you reelin’ in the years, Stowin’ away the time And the reason they are called the classics is because the music, […]

03.09.22 A Very Brief Market Note…

This morning markets are rallying in Europe and in the US futures as hope springs eternal: I shall leave this here for everyone to chew […]

Biden the Beggar’s Calls Declined by Saudi Arabia and UAE

As gasoline prices at the retail level hit historic highs, President Senile Biden decided that he just had to call the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia […]

03.07.22 Financial Markets Summary: “DOINK!”

Meet Doink the Clown. A WWE staple who entertained everyone by being that evil clown which terrorized children, fans, and now, Godspeed to him, investors […]

03.07.22 Russia-Ukraine War 10:00 UTC Update: The Chechens Have Arrived

The war rages on but the stories of “war crimes” is a shocker to the West, but not to anyone who understands the “Soviet way.” […]

03.07.22 00:00 UTC Financial Markets Open= P-A-I-N

Just holy flirkingschmidt. I thought to myself hours ago, “yeah, it could be ugly,” but not this FUGLY! Let’s start with everyone’s favorite subject, the […]

Will Putin Launch his Financial Nuke Monday Morning?

There is a weapon which President Vladimar Putin has not launched yet, but the time is coming where by backing his nation’s economy into a […]