Sounds like someone is having a worse day than me.
From the New York Post:
Shortly after the Post put that story, up, apparently the New York Times got the leak of the charges:
The only remaining questions are below.
Does SBF get the government Epstein special?
Or does he become Edmond in that disturbing movie starring William H. Macy?
My wager is he never makes it past New Year’s Eve.