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The Hyatt Regency in Miami Went F.A.F.O.

Congratulations to the ladies, gents, pronouns and utter idiots in management who work at the Hyatt Regency in Miami, Florida. It’s rare if ever I offer these kudos to a hotel outside of one that provides me with outstanding concierge or butler service when I am on vacation, but the stupidity exhibited by these clowns is absolutely outstanding.

For those of you who do not understand the concept of “FAFO”, here is the brief video to bring those readers up to speed:

And now the story where the Hyatt Regency decided to find out from Governor Ron DeSantis what that really means, from Florida’s Voice:

Florida to revoke Hyatt Regency Miami license after ‘sexually explicit’ show with children

But, free speech, and blah, blah, blah. Of course none of the mainstream, commielib, or local news sources wished to remind anyone that this law has been on the books for decades, probably passed by some of the old holy roller Democrats, but why do facts matter, right?

From the story:

The administrative complaint said minors younger than 16 years of age were at the show where “performers appeared on stage wearing sexually suggestive clothing and prosthetic female genitalia.”

The show allowed minors if they were accompanied by an adult.

On Dec. 27, 2022, the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation warned the Hyatt Regency Miami against hosting a sexually explicit show with children present.

So if that adult decided to take 7 year old little Johnny to a strip club, that would be okay too? I think not, thus the purpose of this law.

The venue was warned. They fucked around at level 10. They found out DeSantis only knows level 10.

Good luck getting that liquor license back, that’s a minimum of $250,000 if not double that to re-apply and beg for mercy from a state that no longer tolerates this insanity.

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  1. ontoiran ontoiran 03/15/2023

    more please. LOTS more

  2. Madam Defarge Madam Defarge 03/15/2023

    Wow, who would have thought the Hyatt was run by groomers.

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