So Vacation (of sorts) is Over and Woah, What a Mess

I know my website’s traffic is near zero, and some of you are thrilled that I’ve been gone. But wow, after a month of voluntary […]

DOGEcoin is Getting Spanked Tonight Down 35%+

I say, I say, boy, y’all DOGE fans are gettin’ a whoopin…. It’s across the board and until the Asian session closes in the early […]

Elon Musk Decided to Kill the Crypto Markets Tonight

The week of “wow” continues…. The following announcement by Elon Musk’s Tesla Corporation says it all: If any of my readers believe this was due […]

As if Senile Joe Biden Doesn’t Suck Enough, Now America has a Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage!!!

As my long time former listeners and fans know, not only do I despise Marxists, but I also wish flaming fireballs from hell cast upon […]

President Biden Completes the Jimmy Carter Hat Trick: War, Inflation, Gas Lines

I want to be the first to congratulate President Joe “Senile” Biden on doing what many of us thought would be impossible to achieve in […]

I am Biting my Lips About these Markets

As I warned in the prior article about a parabolic mania, things as of this morning have not gotten any better. There is an inherent […]

When Everything Goes Parabolic, the Cramer Market Top is Almost Here

America’s favorite plastic bull throwing con artist of financial huckster television once made a famous statement on his program which truly marked the top of […]

Why Bitcoin Must Crash and Burn

Knowing some of my readers as well as I do, I am pretty certain that there will be a backlash of hate and disgust with […]

The Economy and Markets are Looking a Tad Sick

As the “bull” (yes, I know it’s a cow) in the cartoon above has vaccination dreams to cure the China Virus and all will be […]

Bernie Madoff was a Piker Compared to these Ponzi Con Men

Today, the so-called “greatest Ponzi artist”(according to some) in U.S. history passed away at age 82. The news articles reminded everyone of the fraud, the […]

It’s a Bubble, Part 7

Just when you think it’s safe to watch financial news, listen to what the media says, or check out the TikTok investing community, absurdity hits […]

Gold is Flashing a Very Dangerous Warning

Danger Will Robinson, Danger! The classics are always the best. And in the view of the broader economy, the robot seems to be telling everyone […]

03.28 BREAKING NEWS: Largest Oil Refinery in Indonesia Explodes (Videos)

UPDATE 03.29.21 0530: From the Jakarta Post: Fire at Pertamina’s Balongan oil refinery will not impact operations: CEO According to the article above, operations are […]

The 2021 Mayday Coup

The financial shock jock community has been discussing a market crash for almost four months without any hint of even a minor correction in the […]

All Hail Bitcoin, Bitcoin is King

There. I did it. I have melted all my gold into a roach clip for my premium cigars and decided to sell my cat and […]