This is NSFW, not safe for families, not safe for children to read. And for God’s sake don’t try to read this during a meal.
No, not because I’m going to rant like a drunken sailor, but because the Center for Disease Control decided to issue Monkeypox guidance.
And it reads like something from a nightmare novel or an average day in Hunter Biden’s diary.
From the “premier” and I use that term loosely, disease monitoring and prevention center, I present to you the highlights of their Monkeypox pandemic prevention program.
Safer Sex, Social Gatherings, and Monkeypox
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued guidelines instructing the public on how to mitigate the risk of transmitting monkeypox while engaging sexually with a partner.
While touting the monkeypox vaccine, CDC recommends anyone with monkeypox abstain from sex.
“Vaccination is an important tool in preventing the spread of monkeypox. But given the current limited supply of vaccine, consider temporarily changing some behaviors that may increase your risk of being exposed. These temporary changes will help slow the spread of monkeypox until vaccine supply is adequate,” the federal agency states in its Aug. 5 guidance.”If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to avoid sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and do not kiss or touch each other’s bodies while you are sick, especially any rash. Do not share things like towels, fetish gear, sex toys, and toothbrushes.”
(I’m just excerpting the low lights, bold emphasis is mine to illustrate how far we’ve fallen full document at the link above)
Take a temporary break from activities that increase exposure to monkeypox until you are two weeks after your second dose. This will greatly reduce your risk.
Limit your number of sex partners to reduce your likelihood of exposure. Spaces like back rooms, saunas, sex clubs, or private and public sex parties, where intimate, often anonymous sexual contact with multiple partners occurs—are more likely to spread monkeypox.
Condoms (latex or polyurethane) may protect your anus (butthole), mouth, penis, or vagina from exposure to monkeypox. However, condoms alone may not prevent all exposures to monkeypox since the rash can occur on other parts of the body.
Gloves (latex, polyurethane, or nitrile) might also reduce the possibility of exposure if inserting fingers or hands into the vagina or the anus. The gloves must cover all exposed skin and be removed carefully to avoid touching the outer surface.
Avoid kissing or exchanging spit since monkeypox can spread this way.
Masturbate together at a distance without touching each other and without touching any rash.
Have virtual sex with no in-person contact.
Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash is present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible. Leather or latex gear also provides a barrier to skin-to-skin contact; just be sure to change or clean clothes/gear between partners and after use.
Be aware that monkeypox can also spread through respiratory secretions with close, face-to-face contact.
Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys, and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothes) after having sex.
Now remember that disease which spread throughout our society where we shut down bars, restaurants, grocery stores which were not named Walmart or Target, and destroyed tens of thousands of small businesses?
Yeah, Biden’s Covid infection, that’s what I’m talking about.
Why not shut down all the known locations where individuals of that persuasion locate and engage in dangerous sexual activity openly and brag about it on social media until the disease is contained?
That’s right, you’re a bigoted, racist, fascist, homophobe if you believe in common sense and traditional solutions to preventing the spread of a perfectly containable disease which could be stopped with isolation and prevention.
America, we are screwed, and not just in the anus (butthole).