She wants to escape “capitalism” which we do not have at the moment in the United States, but it is better than the alternative.
"I'm just having my regular meltdown of realizing that I'm never gonna escape Capitalism.😭" pic.twitter.com/hZGCvVTMkl— Leftism (@LeftismForU) February 16, 2023
Conditions are as follows:
- She flies economy class.
- She’s limited to two check on bags.
- She signs a contract promising to never return.
Other than that, I’ve got the AMEX card ready to rock. If she wants to escape, I’ll accommodate this loser GTFO.