UPDATE 13:30 ET:
And it’s gone.
UPDATE 13:12 ET:
Now Uruguay is reporting strange phenomenon.
It’s getting interesting.
Here we go again. It’s either the most brilliant low cost balloon invasion in history or we’re all going to be watching lizard people from planet Omega 9 eating Rhianna live on stage at halftime.
No matter what, do not allow this to distract you from a Super Bowl, oops, excuse me, “Big Game” Sunday of debauchery.
I am fairly confident that America’s best and brightest in D.C. are on top of this.
God help us all.