UPDATE 22:00 ET –
Nothing to see here. Those are not giant green five legged lizards eating your cows in northern Montana. All is well.
UPDATE 20:40 ET –
This is not reassuring:
After shooting down a 3rd balloon, ChiCom spy device, or alien spaceship earlier today, now all of the sudden NORAD, via the FAA issues a new alert:
What the hell is going on people!?!?!?
Thankfully the Twitterverse is all over this: