Cocaine bears are so 2022.
Try to top this Tennessee and Georgia:
This excerpt from the LiveScience.com article above should keep people out of the water in South Florida for a while:
With so much cocaine entering the waters, Tom “The Blowfish” Hird wanted to find out whether the thousands of sharks off Florida were ingesting the dumped narcotics, and — if so — whether the drugs were having any impact on them. In “Cocaine Sharks,” which is part of Discovery’s Shark Week, Hird and University of Florida environmental scientist Tracy Fanara carry out a series of experiments to find out.
Yeah, it might look something like this if the good Bolivian stuff for Tony Montana hits the water:
“Cocaine Sharks” is on the Discovery Channel at 10 p.m. ET/PT on Wednesday, July 26.
Ok, so that’s not the trailer for the Discovery Channel show, but just think about the next SciFi spectacular:
No other state can touch the adventure and bizarre world that Florida provides.
(h/t to Amygator on Twitter for giving me a heads up on this one)