JohnGaltFLA’s 2025 Drunken Predictions

Now that we’ve digested and expelled the hellish year of 2024, one has to ask just how much more fun can we have in 2025? […]

The Hyatt Regency in Miami Went F.A.F.O.

Congratulations to the ladies, gents, pronouns and utter idiots in management who work at the Hyatt Regency in Miami, Florida. It’s rare if ever I […]

These Buffoons Are Trump’s New Supporters

Sadly, I don’t think the old man has a clue how foolish he looks. For example the allegedly reputable “conservative” website, The Gateway Pundit posted […]

DeSantis Administration Unveils New Florida State Slogan: FAFO

The joy of living in Florida is having a real Governor who cares about his constituents. Ron DeSantis cares about not only his supporters but […]

A New York Elite Once Again Demonstrates Their Ignorance of Florida

Sigh. It would be sad if it were not so pathetic. And no, this is NOT an attack on Trump about America’s greatest governor, Ron […]

JohnGaltFLA’s Extremely Drunk 2023 Predictions

Way, way, way back in the day, there was a great conspiracy television show which preyed on the fears of a suspecting American public that […]

Governor Ron DeSantis Victory Speech – “Florida is where woke goes to die” (Vide)

The rest of the nation might go to hell in a hand basket, but we are not tolerating this bullshit down here. What a great […]

Results of the DeSantis v. Crist Debate

Um, welp, Crist is going to get smoked. No, it’s not cloudy, it’s just humidity.

It’s Martini Monday: Doberman Meets Commie Sissy Dog (Live Video)

Ah yes, one of the most anticipated events tonight begins at 7 p.m. Eastern time here in the Free State of Florida. IN this corner: […]

Don’t Mess with Florida

Y’all have been warned, repeatedly. Florida Man … again pic.twitter.com/69TfpkoupG — Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) July 5, 2022 That small one would make a good […]

JohnGaltFla’s Drunken 2022 Predictions

Alright readers, cut me some slack. It’s early in the morning and I haven’t started drinking heavily, well, yet. After breakfast and when I finish […]

Things I am Thankful for on Thanksgiving 2021

The main thing that I am thankful for is finally having some time to sit down behind this keyboard and pound out some articles this […]