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Please Sweet Meteor of Death Hear my Plea: NYC Advising Citizens on Giving “Rim Jobs”

24.03.20 20:45 ET

I was working on several articles for tomorrow but with this headline hitting my feed, I hereby accept the decision of the Almighty and request the next asteroid not miss. From the New York Post tonight:

NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo

Normally I would post an excerpt or comment on this. But nay, not tonight, it’s just too, uh, er, too, beyond the pale. My readers can click on the link and read this just unreal story and decide o their own to join the SMOD 2020 campaign.

I hereby withdraw my support for the Mexican border wall and demand one be built around New York City. Like this one: